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What do you stay alive for and what makes you happy?

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I’m guessing some of you are middle aged and would like to know why you’ve made it so far?
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The audacity of hope
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  3. #3
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo The audacity of hope

    Reminds me of Murakami saying where there’s hope there’s a trial and you can’t live without hope. That the hope may be abstract but the trial is always concrete.
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  4. #4
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Sex with other men's girlfriends.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Serving da word of Jah and smoking the herb of life mon

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  6. #6
    Nile bump
    God asked me to "be"

    legit the only concrete message from Upstairs. everything else is just signs i have a hard time interpreting.

    other than that habit.
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  7. #7
    There is no point to life, I guess a person might stick around for a few of reasons.

    1. Your life is filled with more happy/good things than bad
    2. Your life is filled with more bad than good but you're too chickenshit to kill yourself
    4. same as two but you think it's actually MORE chickenshit to kill yourself than stick around
    5. Cheesecake, naps, hot cocoa, fur lined house shoes and cat videos on youtube.
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  8. #8
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no point to life, I guess a person might stick around for a few of reasons.

    1. Your life is filled with more happy/good things than bad
    2. Your life is filled with more bad than good but you're too chickenshit to kill yourself
    4. same as two but you think it's actually MORE chickenshit to kill yourself than stick around
    5. Cheesecake, naps, hot cocoa, fur lined house shoes and cat videos on youtube.

    Which one is it for you?
  9. #9
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    fucking pills and more pills

    and my kitty kats
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  10. #10
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 5. Cheesecake

    what the fuck

    im stopping at safeway after work to buy some
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Kafka Which one is it for you?

    I couldn't possibly open myself up to such a personal revelation...we could discuss it privately over cheesecake and cocoa though.
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Family, friends, #yolo, adventures/weird experiences, because I havent killed or (physically) tortured anyone yet and I kinda still want to at some point but I want it to be someone who deserves it and I want to be old enough to where I don't care if I get caught like I would now.
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by mmQ Family, friends, #yolo, adventures/weird experiences, because I havent killed or (physically) tortured anyone yet and I kinda still want to at some point but I want it to be someone who deserves it and I want to be old enough to where I don't care if I get caught like I would now.

    (Physically)
  14. #14
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I was thinking of getting cheese cake today then thought about how it would fuck all my gym gainz.

    Awww mang 😪
  15. #15
    A small slice of happiness can make a world of difference.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson (Physically)

    Maybe I have? Does it count as physical torture to people's eyes that have to read my posts? I chalk that up as mental torture but I guess it might give them headaches or something.
  17. #17
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A small slice of happiness can make a world of difference.

    I'd just opt for a wank or some coffee with honey
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Not sure. This post made me feel very introspective
  19. #19
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe I have? Does it count as physical torture to people's eyes that have to read my posts? I chalk that up as mental torture but I guess it might give them headaches or something.

    I was more amused by the implication of emotional torture.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was more amused by the implication of emotional torture.

    Ah. Yes I just wanted to preemptively make that joke before someone else could, what with my entire existence inflicting constant psychological torture to anyone and everyone that interacts with me.
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