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Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Bradley Finding a soft asian kid that's like <25 years old and dresses up like Link & Zelda and calls me Ganandorf and helps me get the master sword and role plays being a feminized geisha twink guy but also will help me go fishing and poach animals in the woods and yells at his family members in chink talk and teaches me how to barely say key phrases which i say incorrectly into my own slang

    and never stop boofing him up with semen and crystal methamphetamene and nintendo stuff

    o and small hands for my large back to be rubbed with and my large white penis to be rubbed off with

    or just a gay dude that's korean and supple orlike a hmong lady with no kids who has a nice smile and isn't FAT

    NO FAT PEOPLE

    Youre like a gay Clint Eastwood in El Camino
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Kafka It used to be knifeplay in the graveyard but I didn’t factor in that I’d be drunk and almost poked his eye out, and it was a kitchen knife which turned me off. Now I think a gangbang in a Munich sex cinema when life goes back to normal.

    What are your thoughts on getting burned with cigarettes?
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked What are your thoughts on getting burned with cigarettes?

    I can't imagine wanting a person to burn me with cigarettes before/after/during sex. Can't imagine wanting to be burned either.
  4. #64
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What a great thread. When I think of mine it's really like 6 things, some of which are mutually exclusive with each other and basically just culminates in ONE TERRIFIC DAY

    One of these things may or may not be to be gangbanged by the Talibang
  5. #65
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Your mom
  6. #66
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    an endless supply of slutty 19 year olds lookin for some grampa action while walkin down a country road
  7. #67
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Impregnating 6 18 year olds in one night
  8. #68
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Tyrant Impregnating 6 18 year olds in one night

    genghis khan't
  9. #69
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie genghis khan't

    More like Ghengis Won't
  10. #70
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Tyrant More like Ghengis Won't

    yeah we know you wont get 6 18 yr/olds pregnant.
    common sense.
    learn to know.
  11. #71
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie yeah we know you wont get 6 18 yr/olds pregnant.
    common sense.
    learn to know.

    Right because it's a fantasy, that's not something a rational person would do.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Bradley I can't imagine wanting a person to burn me with cigarettes before/after/during sex. Can't imagine wanting to be burned either.

    Its an acquired taste like coffee or blue cheese or hentai
  13. #73
    Ghengis Cunt
  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna fist a celebrity on video and when my fist is all in there be like "Woah!!!" and make the whole thing a comedy kinda sketch and tell them I can't believe that happened and instead of it being Oprah it's some black lady I hired outside the liquor store but u never see her face and i become an international celebrity for my contribution to cinema.
  15. #75
    Fisting was never ever appealing to me. It's akin to foot worship which I don't get either...what the hell is "attractive" about being able to put your fist up a gaping vagina or asshole?!
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  16. #76
    Originally posted by Tyrant Impregnating 61 8 year olds in one night

    sick fuck
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  17. #77
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fisting was never ever appealing to me. It's akin to foot worship which I don't get either…what the hell is "attractive" about being able to put your fist up a gaping vagina or asshole?!

    I dunno. I don't think it's actually the act of fisting itself that I'm into but the willingness of the girl to give up all sense of self worth and allow me to destroy them physically is kinda hot
  18. #78
    Hello Navi Yung Blood
    Growing up with a cute sister who eventually develops a loving relationship with me
    Then in our teens going to a Christmas family gathering at a relative's house, sneaking into a backroom with her and making passionate sex

    or being an amazonian anime woman in a forest having sex with a tiger
  19. #79
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Hello Navi Growing up with a cute sister who eventually develops a loving relationship with me
    Then in our teens going to a Christmas family gathering at a relative's house, sneaking into a backroom with her and making passionate sex

    or being an amazonian anime woman in a forest having sex with a tiger

    Wanting to fuck your sister damn , that's pretty redneck
  20. #80
    Hello Navi Yung Blood
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wanting to fuck your sister damn , that's pretty redneck

    It's actually quote common around the world but you wouldn't know that since you're an uncultured white trash hick.

    Most royalty practiced incest, take Charles II of Spain who was born with severe deformities, you should look at his portraits you share a striking resemblance.
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