Loets open a bar!

1. 2017-04-19 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Loets Yung Blood
   That is what they said... it was long ago in the harsh Arabian Desert when my comrades said these words to me.. and I was not the same man ever since that day.
   
   I am a travelling bar man. I have decided to open up a space themed bar here among the stars, we serve it all, Russians black as the heart of space on the house tonight for the grand opening of the Space Star Bar.. let me know if you can think of a better name.
   
   What brings me to this slice of real estate you might ask?. This banner caught me eye from a lightyear away.
   
   
   
   Have a drink on the house tonight come on in everyone!
   
   
2. 2017-04-19 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hows it going bar people my night is going shitty fucking cant find my record of employment.
3. 2017-04-19 at 2:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bars are lame
4. 2017-04-19 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by friskyninja Bars are lame

   
   your lame.
5. 2017-04-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   Jesus Houston
   Drink and be merry.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-04-19 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jesus bless this bar make its shitty watered down vodka into pure moonshine.
7. 2017-04-19 at 3:04 AM UTC

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   Jesus Houston
   The stream of life flows with watered down vodka. Let us rejoice.
8. 2017-04-19 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   bump it while you read page one of the bar.
9. 2017-04-19 at 3:07 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   mind if I change the music up? i gotta take my medicine.... gonna do a happy dance hahehehe
   
   
10. 2017-04-19 at 3:10 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lame song but whatever you don't have to listen to it.
11. 2017-04-19 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    idoit if lanny accedted my pro banners we wudnt hav this shit the forunm gonna get bombed on 420 woch wot happens
12. 2017-04-19 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    interesting theory
13. 2017-04-19 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i will kil mysefl
14. 2017-04-19 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling idoit if lanny accedted my pro banners we wudnt hav this shit the forunm gonna get bombed on 420 woch wot happens

    
    What kind of bombs cough cough I am not wearing a wire.
15. 2017-04-19 at 3:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by spacepantz Hows it going bar people my night is going shitty fucking cant find my record of employment.

    
    Whats a reciord of employer?
    
    hey everyone I am not much for forums or threads or what not but I do like bars so I thought I'd introduce myself here. My name is Jesse.
    
    heres a pic of me and my fiance amanda. Also she pregnant ;)
    
    
16. 2017-04-19 at 3:28 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by situationjessejones Whats a reciord of employer?
    
    
    

    
    A record of your employment.
    
    How much pregnant she is?
17. 2017-04-19 at 3:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ A record of your employment.
    
    How much pregnant she is?

    
    About a week, we just found out.We already have one kid (1yr old) so this is our second. Feels good to start a family up, im not doing much else these days just starting a garden now that the snow is starting to melt.
18. 2017-04-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Congratulations.
    
    

    Originally posted by situationjessejones About a week, we just found out.We already have one kid (1yr old) so this is our second. Feels good to start a family up, im not doing much else these days just starting a garden now that the snow is starting to melt.

19. 2017-04-19 at 3:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A round of vodka to celebrate. For me a bottle of jack thank god I don't have kids
    
    
20. 2017-04-19 at 3:51 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by situationjessejones About a week, we just found out.We already have one kid (1yr old) so this is our second. Feels good to start a family up, im not doing much else these days just starting a garden now that the snow is starting to melt.

    
    You should remove the fetus and plant it in the middle of your garden for good luck and blessings.