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Using honey as a sugar replacement

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exwife #1 was going to beekeeping class at the time we separated with the intent of opening up a few hives when she completed the class, I'm glad I wasn't there as I know she'd have expected me to do the harvesting of the honey…and I know that wouldn't have gone well for me.

    you would have been fine. Might have taken a while, but ur quite an adaptable fellow.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by WellHung you would have been fine. Might have taken a while, but ur quite an adaptable fellow.

    I'd be a scared little bitch though for sure.
  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd be a scared little bitch though for sure.

    Don't need to be allergic to bee stings to be fearful/apprehensive about that scenario.
  4. #24
    Bradley Black Hole
    What's the most amount of timse you've ever been stung in a go Angry ONion? If you're not allergic why the epiinephren
  5. #25
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley The only thing I ever had sugar in was Coffee and even then I seldom did this. I now use honey with my oats or just as a general sugar substitute. This wouldn't really work if baking cakes etc. but I don't eat cakes so that's not an issue.

    I need to start buying huge jars of this shit cause I use a lot.

    Niggers?

    Maple syrup is good with oats (actual real maple syrup not that high fructose corn syrup shit in plastic) but I don't know if you guys got that over there for a decent price.
  6. #26
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Bradley What's the most amount of timse you've ever been stung in a go Angry ONion? If you're not allergic why the epiinephren

    6 or 7 times in a row
    The Epi pen is just in case I do get a reaction you never know when one will hit you the wrong way.
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by Solstice Maple syrup is good with oats (actual real maple syrup not that high fructose corn syrup shit in plastic) but I don't know if you guys got that over there for a decent price.

    Makes your house smell of maple syrup though for fucking days after warming it up...I don't allow it's usage for that reason.
  8. #28
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Makes your house smell of maple syrup though for fucking days after warming it up…I don't allow it's usage for that reason.

    What? I cook the oatmeal then drizzle the maple over top, I never seen anyone actually cook it into the oats.

    I make bacon maple brussel sprouts sometimes and it doesn't make the house smell like maple for days. Maybe you're having a stroke.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Solstice What? I cook the oatmeal then drizzle the maple over top, I never seen anyone actually cook it into the oats.

    I make bacon maple brussel sprouts sometimes and it doesn't make the house smell like maple for days. Maybe you're having a stroke.

    Maple syrup sausages...house stunk for daaaaaayyyyzz...never again.
  10. #30
    Bradley Black Hole
    i put maple syrup in my baked beans yahurr
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Bradley i put maple syrup in my baked beans yahurr

    ^ Mr Highdollar here.
  12. #32
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley i put maple syrup in my baked beans yahurr

    Yeah but is it maple or are you putting like Log Cabin and Aunt Jemima in it?
  13. #33
    OP is probably sweet enough already
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by Solstice Yeah but is it maple or are you putting like Log Cabin and Aunt Jemima in it?

    I don't know about putting Aunt Jemima in my beans but I'd like to put my beans in aunt Jemima.
  15. #35
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't know about putting Aunt Jemima in my beans but I'd like to put my beans in aunt Jemima.

    You better not, my friend got an STD doing that
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't know about putting Aunt Jemima in my beans but I'd like to put my beans in aunt Jemima.

    wow not one thank for this level 10 joke.
  17. #37
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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  18. #38
    It's butter those pankcakes...
  19. #39
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Apparently, honey is some "bloody" good stuff!


    How, When, and Why Honey Is Used for Wound Care

    How is honey used on wounds?
    People have used honey for thousands of years for wound healing. While we now have other very effective wound-healing options, honey may still be good for healing certain wounds.

    Honey has antibacterial properties and a unique pH balance that promotes oxygen and healing compounds to a wound.

    Before you reach into your cabinet, know that wound-care professionals use medical-grade honey for healing chronic wounds and other injuries.

    Read on for more information on the right and wrong times to use honey for wound healing.

    Is honey effective for healing?
    Honey is a sugary, syrupy substance that has been shown to have bioactive components that can help heal wounds.

    According to a literature review published in the journal Wounds, honey offers the following benefits in healing wounds:

    Acidic pH promotes healing. Honey has an acidic pH of between 3.2 and 4.5. When applied to wounds, the acidic pH encourages the blood to release oxygen, which is important to wound healing. An acidic pH also reduces the presence of substances called proteases that impair the wound healing process.

    Sugar has an osmotic effect. The sugar naturally present in honey has the effect of drawing water out of damaged tissues (known as an osmotic effect). This reduces swelling and encourages the flow of lymph to heal the wound. Sugar also draws water out of bacterial cells, which can help keep them from multiplying.

    Antibacterial effect. Honey has been shown to have an antibacterial effect on bacteria commonly present in wounds, such as methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) and vancomycin-resistant Enterococci (VRE). Part of this resistance may be through its osmotic effects.

    boils
    burns
    nonhealing wounds and ulcers
    pilonidal sinus
    venous and diabetic foot ulcers

    How do you apply honey for wounds?
    If you have a wound or burn that won’t heal, it’s important to check with a doctor before using honey on the wound. Ask the doctor if honey is a possibility for treatment.

    For severe wounds, it’s best a doctor or wound-care nurse shows you how to apply the honey the first time. This is because the amount of honey and the way the dressing is applied can impact how effective the wound-healing will be.

    Tips for applying honey on wounds
    If you’re applying honey on wounds at home, here are some general tips for application.

    Always start with clean hands and applicators, such as sterile gauze and cotton tips.

    Apply the honey to a dressing first, then apply the dressing to the skin. This helps to cut down on the messiness of honey when applied directly to the skin. You can also purchase honey-impregnated dressings, such as MediHoney brand dressings, which have been on the market for several years. An exception is, if you have a deep wound bed, such as an abscess. The honey should fill the wound bed before a dressing is applied.

    Place a clean, dry dressing over the honey. This can be sterile gauze pads or an adhesive bandage. An occlusive dressing is best over honey because it keeps the honey from seeping out.

    Replace the dressing when drainage from the wound saturates the dressing. As honey starts to heal the wound, the dressing changes will likely be less frequent.

    Wash your hands after dressing the wound.
    If you have any questions about applying honey to your wound, follow up with a physician.

    Types of honey used on wounds
    Ideally, a person should use medical-grade honey, which is sterilized and therefore less likely to cause immune system reactions.

    In addition to Manuka honey, other forms sold for healing include Gelam, Tualang, and MediHoney, which is a brandname for a product where the honey has been sterilized by gamma irradiation.

    What are the possible complications of honey for wounds?
    It’s always possible that honey or its container can become contaminated, or, a person could have an allergic reaction. Sometimes, this is to the bee pollen that’s naturally present in honey.

    Allergic reactions
    Signs you could be having an allergic reaction to the honey include:

    dizziness
    extreme swelling
    nausea
    stinging or burning after topical application
    trouble breathing
    vomiting

    If you experience these symptoms, clean your skin of the honey and seek medical attention. Do not apply the honey again until you talk to a doctor.

    Risks with raw honey
    Some researchers have raised concerns regarding the use of raw honey, which is made from honeycombs and unenhancemented, for wound treatment. They theorize that there’s greater risks for infection using this honey type.

    While this is more of an idea than something that is proven, it’s important to be aware of the risks, according to the journal Wilderness & Environmental Medicine.

    Ineffective
    It’s also possible honey may not work to heal your wound. Frequent applications are required to see a benefit. This could take a week or more. If you aren’t seeing any improvement, talk to a doctor or nurse.

    The takeaway
    Medical grade honey on wounds has been shown to help people with chronic and non-healing wounds. Medical honey has anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory, and even anti-odor properties that can help people with chronic wounds.

    You should always check with their doctor before using this honey type to ensure it’s safe to apply to the wound.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by stl1 Apparently, honey is some "bloody" good stuff!

    Welcome to the 13th Century...


    ETA: I had medical grade honey to put on my toe wound...think I still have a tube of it somewhere.
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