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Using honey as a sugar replacement

  1. #1
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The only thing I ever had sugar in was Coffee and even then I seldom did this. I now use honey with my oats or just as a general sugar substitute. This wouldn't really work if baking cakes etc. but I don't eat cakes so that's not an issue.

    I need to start buying huge jars of this shit cause I use a lot.

    Niggers?
  2. #2
    G African Astronaut
    lol honey is high in sugar.
  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G lol honey is high in sugar.

    Not processed sugar m8
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  4. #4
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Honey is good for you man. Eat a spoon or two a day.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I kind of want to try nepalese mad honey
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  6. #6
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I kind of want to try nepalese mad honey

    You see that video of the dude who ate too much and was absolutely fucked? They had to carry him back home lol.
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    Originally posted by aldra I kind of want to try nepalese mad honey

    I found some on Amazon, it ships from India and says

    "$42.00 $5.54 delivery February 2 - 24."

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  8. #8
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
  9. #9
    Apparently it was on Joe Rogan so I think all of the hypermasculine "dude bro" immigrant officers probably won't even seize it at the border, they will just open up the package and be like "based, grey market bro, third eye" and send it your way

    At least until the NIMBYs get their panties in a twist once little jimmy uses that amazon gift card from grandma to order a kilo of honey and get half the school tripping Nepal style
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  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    using niggers as a honey replacement?
  11. #11
    Try to buy local raw Honey if you can. It's beneficial to you, especially if you have allergies.

    copy/paste:

    Raw honey has anti-bacterial, anti-viral, and anti-fungal properties, and promotes digestive health. Raw, local honey also contains a blend of local pollen, which can strengthen a person's immune system, and reduce pollen allergy symptoms.

    ETA: There's a guy near where I live that is always in a carlot selling his locally produced honey...not only does it contain all the local pollens it also contains a good selection of pollutants from the Gas works...foooking delicious and thanks to the pollutants it glows in the dark too, It's impossible to lose your toast in a power outage as you just look for the glow.
  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I buy the 12 dollar big jug o honey from Wal fart
  13. #13
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I keep bee's and always use honey on EVERYTHING.
    Gona try my hand at making mead next fall.
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  14. #14
    Bradley Black Hole
    I liked eating honey when i was richer. I try to buy it locally and consume as many different types as I could, like just taking a sip out of random ones.

    Babies can't eat honey for hte first year of life so I always think it'd be super healthy for the childs immune system and not having allergies for the mother to consume honey while pregnant

    I recommend buying locally a nd making sure you don't get the HONEY MIX that's honey that's cut with sugar and high fructose corn syrup, th is is mostly an issue at dollar general & walmart and big box stores than if you buy it from some mean old bitch on the side of the road infront of the honey farm 5 miles away but BOY do she make good honey.

    save the bees too

    angryfunion how many bees do you keep and how did you get into it? Do you get stung alot?
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Bradley I liked eating honey when i was richer. I try to buy it locally and consume as many different types as I could, like just taking a sip out of random ones.

    Babies can't eat honey for hte first year of life so I always think it'd be super healthy for the childs immune system and not having allergies for the mother to consume honey while pregnant

    I recommend buying locally a nd making sure you don't get the HONEY MIX that's honey that's cut with sugar and high fructose corn syrup, th is is mostly an issue at dollar general & walmart and big box stores than if you buy it from some mean old bitch on the side of the road infront of the honey farm 5 miles away but BOY do she make good honey.

    save the bees too

    angryfunion how many bees do you keep and how did you get into it? Do you get stung alot?

    I had 7 hives going into winter.
    Lucky if I still have 3 by spring,winter is really hard on them.
    Been keeping bee's for about 7 seasons now, got into it on whim and yes I get stung allot.
    I always have an epipen on hand just in case.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I had 7 hives going into winter.
    Lucky if I still have 3 by spring,winter is really hard on them.
    Been keeping bee's for about 7 seasons now, got into it on whim and yes I get stung allot.
    I always have an epipen on hand just in case.

    sure u did, pal. keep dreaming.
  17. #17
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by WellHung sure u did, pal. keep dreaming.

    Why would I lie about that?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bradley Babies can't eat honey for hte first year of life

    You can rub it on their bottoms though.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Why would I lie about that?

    Exwife #1 was going to beekeeping class at the time we separated with the intent of opening up a few hives when she completed the class, I'm glad I wasn't there as I know she'd have expected me to do the harvesting of the honey...and I know that wouldn't have gone well for me.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Why would I lie about that?

    because ur a blowhard. Ur so fucking histrionic, bro.⚘
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