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How to get away with murder?

  1. #61
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Testosterone causes risk-taking behaviour which gets men killed.

    Testosterone causes your aunties dick-taking behavior NAH FUCKING MEAN?
  2. #62
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Testosterone causes your aunties dick-taking behavior NAH FUCKING MEAN?

    Calmate hijo
  3. #63
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    pepe just thinks it feels gud
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    yall dumb as fuck, i could write something up here but im not anonymous and not gonna tell onmyself

    best thing i can say is create LESS forensic evidence, never move the corpse, and most most most importantly don't touch the vic you stupid ass aint never bodied nobody talkin ass niggers

    why don't you fools post the best way to jerk yourself off or at least talk about what you know how to do

    dumbfucks first homicide end up on a youtube video looking ass niggers
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    n dont leave a body with clothing on it outside, get rid of the clothing later, but like dude, it's meant to last, the fuck polyester & fuck knows what else (Probably not 100% pure cotton but even that shitk rip off) stupid ass fucks leavea body clothed

    hadurr yea i can see what they found the torso in one piece, goofy ass fuckers don't even realize to put a body above the frost line not 4 1/4th ft deep, hadurr goofy ass nigga u want it to decompose as critters spread it or sit in one fucking spot.

    dumbass bitches you know 1/3 homicides in my city are solved? Hadurrr
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    step 1 move the body- Create as much forensic evidence as you can, maybe like text her and say "I"MMA KILL YOU" before killing your daughter, once you kill her, slap her around a bunch, have sex with her, cum in her, fuck ittttttttt

    step 2- bury the body at the average CSI MIAMI depth of 2feet, some do 1feet, others think they can dig past what is frozen most of the year

    step 3- tell on yourself in a first 48 episode

    life
  7. #67
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    this is Brad boy's attempt at toughening up before going into the Pokey!

    thats why he's falling apart and trying to do his best at insulting and hurting people with WORDS

    which can be painful and sensitive to some.

    Bradley, you need to take responsibility of yourself and act your age. Not your shoe size! -_-
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready this is Brad boy's attempt at toughening up before going into the Pokey!

    thats why he's falling apart and trying to do his best at insulting and hurting people with WORDS

    which can be painful and sensitive to some.

    Bradley, you need to take responsibility of yourself and act your age. Not your shoe size! -_-

    As much as you go after others you sure get sensitive every time I slap you around.
  9. #69
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Heroin overdose
  10. #70
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley i'm not happy sober. but i stay this way becuz i can't control myself while high.
  11. #71
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    That's true so Joke's on you chin nuts
  12. #72
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That's true so Joke's on you chin nuts

    why? i want to help you. i want you to be happy becuz i love you like a brother
  13. #73
    Expose anti anti vaxxers to Covid
  14. #74
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung why? i want to help you. i want you to be happy becuz i love you like a brother

    Sobriety doesn't subtract fun or socializing unless you let it. It allows you to maintain a hard on and save money and comedowns.

    How is that shit?
  15. #75
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Sobriety doesn't subtract fun or socializing unless you let it. It allows you to maintain a hard on and save money and comedowns.

    How is that shit?

    its fine, if thats wut u really want
  16. #76
    Whatever you do, don't be like Chandler.
  17. #77
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker As much as you go after others you sure get sensitive every time I slap you around.


    You're delusional.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by mmQ Your comment implied that the person was capable of leaving no evidence and there being no witnesses, in which case one shouldn't have to limit themselves to just killing bums, for that very reason, because that reason is already covered in that it won't happen. Know what I mean?

    That wasn't what I intended to imply. It's near impossible to leave no evidence, you can only try to limit it...a pubic hair here, a flake of crusty skin there etc

    It should've been more like "if you're worried you might leave evidence or be seen by someone, then your best bet would be to choose a homeless bum across state lines to reduce the chances of any potential investigation leading back to you.

    Thank you!!!!

    Moot at what you perceived as my implication was incorrect.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …It's near impossible to leave no evidence, you can only try to limit it…a pubic hair here, a flake of crusty skin there etc

    How about a nose hair?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about a nose hair?

    No thanks, I've already eaten.
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