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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT Rat files update, came home and was sittin on the couch and heard one chewing on the ceiling not far from where i was sitting, I grabbed the 16 gage and shot the ceiling where i heard it chewing,, put a hole in the ceiling then a rat just fell off the fridge out on the porch, the dog heard it and was lookin out the window at the back of the fridge and saw it fall ,, lol he smacked his lips at it as it fell

    can i see a picture of the trailer of your living room?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready


    seems dated but it's a great movie. funny too.

    "Im not a weenie"

    no chute.. Oh well!

    That looked like a terrible fucking movie. Have you seen resivor doigs?
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Patrick Lindsey-The Swingman
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bradley can i see a picture of the trailer of your living room?

    No, my maid is a shitty maid
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    side note it only has 2 holes in it from the 16 gage
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ratfiles, I heard a rat near tha trap
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Scrolling
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    passing a kidney stone, it hit me on my way home from town,,had to pee all night till about an hr ago and the pain and need to pee passed.

    just pissed and the stone almost got out,, its sittin in my peehole about 2.5 inches down it, now I gotta drink enough to pee again before I go to bed
  9. Nasty ass hick nigga living in a literal rats nest full of holes.
  10. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Watching Xgay bareknuckle fights
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley That looked like a terrible fucking movie. Have you seen resivor doigs?

    Of course I have.

    but my film is just kind of a coming of age (Though for older guys) while your suggestion is Neo-Noir in the classic Tarintino Non-Linear fashion style.
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by POLECAT passing a kidney stone, it hit me on my way home from town,,had to pee all night till about an hr ago and the pain and need to pee passed.

    just pissed and the stone almost got out,, its sittin in my peehole about 2.5 inches down it, now I gotta drink enough to pee again before I go to bed


    tweezers

    get some tweezers, heat them up with a bic lighter or a lit candle. pour alcohol over it first and wipe it clean. then flame it and then get some Oral Gel which has Lidocaine in it. put some on a q-tip. push some in there and then pour some on the tweezers and go in and fetch it out.

    why torture yourself?

    this is the 21st fucking century, Son!
  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Mentally ill
  14. G African Astronaut
    Ab work w/ my new coaster/slider, was initially skeptic but it really does tax the core.

    https://www.amazon.com/WINBOX-Multi-functional-Exercise-Equipment-Adjustable/dp/B096NSCB7Q/

  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.barrons.com/amp/news/facebook-removes-polish-far-right-political-party-account-01641395107
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    laying with a ho
  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Ab work w/ my new coaster/slider, was initially skeptic but it really does tax the core.

    https://www.amazon.com/WINBOX-Multi-functional-Exercise-Equipment-Adjustable/dp/B096NSCB7Q/


    Is that for rolling your cock?
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Solstice Nasty ass hick nigga living in a literal rats nest full of holes.

    dude, I live on top of a mountain I have the only warm spot in the area so its only natural for the critters to gather at the warm spot.
    also I actually moved into a camp dwelling from 1964 so its had 57 years of life using it as a shelter for whatever, oh and I only pay 550 a year for tax, no rent no payments but I have to deal with deep ass snow, mice rats ermine foxes coyote's fishercats bears and other wild things, but no nigga's, no bully's no assholes, no creapy motherfuckin mommysupported dweebs like you.
    so ok I live in a rat nest but its freeeeeeeee and I have in house sport, I share it with you niggers so you can enjoy life storys from the Mountain. while you suffer rent and mortgages and evictions as well as other niggers stealing ur shit when you leave ur dwellings.
    go get ur booster shot
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready tweezers

    get some tweezers, heat them up with a bic lighter or a lit candle. pour alcohol over it first and wipe it clean. then flame it and then get some Oral Gel which has Lidocaine in it. put some on a q-tip. push some in there and then pour some on the tweezers and go in and fetch it out.

    why torture yourself?

    this is the 21st fucking century, Son!

    had to ge to sleep with it stuck where it was, had a dream it came out and was the size on a 9mm lead bullet, woke up and pissed it out and it was the usual little 3mm stone.
  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ouch
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