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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    This is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Buy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthy
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  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    If you are just eating to survive then shop for 3 meals a day you fucking dumb ass.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me

    corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
    korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
    home made mac and cheese
    eggs and toast with potatoes
    fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
    frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
    casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti

    thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something

    Originally posted by cigreting Buy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthy

    those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights

    I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice

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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me

    corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
    korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
    home made mac and cheese
    eggs and toast with potatoes
    fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
    frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
    casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti

    thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something



    those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights

    I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice


    I’ve never tried any of those thank you.
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Kafka This is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.

    Buy a crock pot, make beef stew...you'll get 6-8 meals from a batch. Same with Chili. That's 2 weeks of meals right there nigress. Buy an airfryer to.

    For chicken just buy Walmarts already cooked rotisserie chicken...cheaper and tastier than buying a raw one and cooking it yourself.

    Between a crockpot and an airfryer you have easy to make meals for the rest of time as we know it.
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Find you a man who can cook.

    Don't make beef stew, or chili.

    Have you ever had easy mac, ramen noodles, a single hard boiled egg, another favorite of mine is 8 olives while i hold the fridge door open & all the juice.

    Those are all good little meals, different kinds of cereals and HOT POCKETS!/microwavable sandwiches. You don't need to cook if you're clever or have enough money to eat out.

    I also like spinach, spam, and small cans of soup, bread.
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  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just buy ten million chicken pot pies
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  10. #10
    Cook human flesh
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Bradley Find you a man who can cook.

    Don't make beef stew, or chili.

    Have you ever had easy mac, ramen noodles, a single hard boiled egg, another favorite of mine is 8 olives while i hold the fridge door open & all the juice.

    Those are all good little meals, different kinds of cereals and HOT POCKETS!/microwavable sandwiches. You don't need to cook if you're clever or have enough money to eat out.

    I also like spinach, spam, and small cans of soup, bread.

    Mac, spam and hot pockets...wow.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mac, spam and hot pockets…wow.

    Yeah, not to be a dick but Brad's recipes make me depressed :(
  13. #13
    My cousin is 37 and doesn't know how to cook anything besides scrambled eggs. I can't imagine living that long without knowing how to make food.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice My cousin is 37 and doesn't know how to cook anything besides scrambled eggs. I can't imagine living that long without knowing how to make food.

    So has he just ate nothing but scrambled eggs the past 20 years or how does he eat?
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    he's related to solstice so he probably knows how to eat a cock
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    and fuck u fags yesterday i made some good ass shit,

    rising crust great value pizza supreme with garlic brad

    0 clean up cuz i ate off the boxes, goofy ass mufuckas
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley he's related to solstice so he probably knows how to eat a cock

  18. #18
    Basic cooking skills isn't having cooking skills.

    Scrambled eggs doesn't qualify as cooking skills.
    Eggs Benedict probably does though.

    Having cooking skills means you can make delicious meals without the need to refer to a recipe. Any idiot can follow a recipe...not every idiot can make his own up...wait...
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    those rice sides u can get for a dollah if u a lonely person cooking for 1, just make the whole 4 side servings of cheesey broccoli rice, and throw a handful of cheese & a lil bit of garlic salt in the top, bam that's an entire meal for 2 for 1.40$

    yall niggers have never struggled and i can tell, i made this ^ yesterday with chopped up onions and Squid from a can and some beef jerky i chopped up real fine.

    yall have never eaten poor midwestern food and i can tell, must be nice to only know how to cook filet mingofuckyourself
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Bradley he's related to solstice so he probably knows how to eat a cock

    That's more your field of work mister "30 dudes from Grindr"
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