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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    side story, something bigger than a large shit was running rampant in the ceiling chasing the smaller rats at 1:30 am and 4;30 am it woke me up both times, I now believe we have an ermine hunting rats and about 3 or 4 other rats still hanging out in the walls
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh yeah also it snowed a little last night and we have ermine foot prints coming from the house to the woodpile
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT oh yeah also it snowed a little last night and we have ermine foot prints coming from the house to the woodpile

    shut up, nerd.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    No, nigger, and if you think callin a bad ass hillbilly a nerd is gonna work ur as dumb as we know u r faggot
  5. Originally posted by mmQ I forgot of your LOFTY standards, m'lady. I forgot you watch shows with only MULTI Emmy Award winning actors & actresses, EXCLUSIVELY, NO ONE ELSE ALLOWED NOT EVEN THE EXTRAS.

    No I like trash television but I like trash television that knows what it is. If I want scripted melodrama from a bunch of bad actors I’ll watch Lifetime or the Housewives.

    Anyways 1883 is better. It’s the origin story. We started it last night but only 3 episodes :(

    Originally posted by POLECAT what show?

    Sigh. YELLOWSTONE.
  6. Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like gayla apple
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Tyrant More like i fuck niggers.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I had an order of protection against me

    I see why lol
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  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I still don't understand what the hell is going on. How come in the show Yellowstone; no one can drive a tractor?

    why is that forbidden?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just jumping in joy with the news station just telling me 3 Doors Down is going to be the opening act at the red river valley fair next summer.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala No I like trash television but I like trash television that knows what it is. If I want scripted melodrama from a bunch of bad actors I’ll watch Lifetime or the Housewives.

    Anyways 1883 is better. It’s the origin story. We started it last night but only 3 episodes :(

    Just tell me you hate KEVIN COSTNER.
  12. I actually love Kevin Costner. Really love. Did you ever watch The Highwaymen? If not, you should. And you should start 1883 :)
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just added them to my colornotes app list of 'stuff I'm supposed to watch and might enjoy'
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Thats the nasty thing about rats. they build armies. they're very sociable but field mice are territorial. so mice in a house might be a dozen at best. you kill them and it might be years before another family of them move in because they smell the sent of another clan of mice.

    but rats be like "Hey, join our gang. the more the merrier. and you have butt loads of these fucking things.

    I agree.. you need an exterminator, tent the house. kill the roaches while you're at it (or ants, silverfish, brown recluse whatever)

    ok ratface never seen one in my life before

  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kinda rude. Rats are funny little friends my friend Wyatt and his family used to have pet rats and they'd scurry all over being silly but they knew their place and always went back to their little tanks when you asked them to. Rats are silly and like to play and sing dance and have fun.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I had a snake, it ate rats, so I had two rats he didn't eat, then I had 30 rats he didnt eat , I did the math and before I was done I had 60 rats so I took em out in a field and bashed there heads in with a rock,, it was gruesome but the next day the buzzards came and had a party and then I gave the snake away
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    speaking of rats, rick just went to bed and I;m sittin in the dark with the noises all turned off listening for rats in the walls or ceiling
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I had a snake, it ate rats, so I had two rats he didn't eat, then I had 30 rats he didnt eat , I did the math and before I was done I had 60 rats so I took em out in a field and bashed there heads in with a rock,, it was gruesome but the next day the buzzards came and had a party and then I gave the snake away

    At least this confirms that you don't have any psychological issues whatsoever.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    solving a problem with a rock don't mean I'm mental dude it means I'm solving problems
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    don't become a problem bro
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