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So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon
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2021-12-30 at 11:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus Christ, I didn't read any of that but based on the length alone it looks like this mfker is in love SMH
Feels something like that
In a nutshell today she ignored me a lot, made me think it was over like she’d changed her mind about me then like an idiot I made it worse by constantly messaging her but getting no replies until later -
Turns out her PCR came back positive which was the reason she ignored me so I ended up bringing her “groceries” which I was supposed to leave outside, built her new living room table up, ordered in some food and watched a romantic movie
Then she asked me out, in a weird way
Now I’m laying here knowing I’ll be covid positive too but fuck it I finally got her
There’s a whole lot of repenting to be done
Basically shes worked out I’m husband material, I guess -
2021-12-31 at 12:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Sad story. She couldn't get silicon injections by the doctors anymore because her face was getting fat. it was just an OCD thing like a shop-a-holic
So then she orders black market silicon and injected that. then that wasn't enough, so she used cooking oil.
and her face swelled massive like a pumpkin and people donated money to have it removed but it stretched her face out and caused tissue damage and so now she looks even worse now. like a burn ward victim or even a pit bull attack.
really sad.
the photo in the collage on the left is what she looks like now. says she works in a recycle gift shop now.
i would need an infinite amount of ketamine and meprobamate to deal the depression of looking like that -
2021-12-31 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2022-01-02 at 4:47 AM UTCUpdate;
She’s getting real clingy now and talking a lot about the future now with it being 2022
Somehow I’m negative on lateral flow but I have no symptoms anyway
She’s still positive however and has to continue isolating so we’re back to video calls for now
I’m not really reading the bible like she wants me to just yet so I just come out with random meaningful verses from a bible app which makes her go crazy for me but I’ll probably end up starting read it religiously soon because it’s like god has made this happen -
2022-01-02 at 4:50 AM UTCLuke 22:36
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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2022-01-02 at 5:08 AM UTCHebrews 10:36
For you have need of endurance, so that when you have done the will of God you may receive what is promised.
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2022-01-02 at 5:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Update;
She’s getting real clingy now and talking a lot about the future now with it being 2022
Somehow I’m negative on lateral flow but I have no symptoms anyway
She’s still positive however and has to continue isolating so we’re back to video calls for now
I’m not really reading the bible like she wants me to just yet so I just come out with random meaningful verses from a bible app which makes her go crazy for me but I’ll probably end up starting read it religiously soon because it’s like god has made this happen
Sounds like Someone has the Yellow Fever.
You just snarl at them if someone asks you that by replying "No, She has a White Man Fetish" -
2022-01-02 at 5:16 AM UTCProverbs 13:3
Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything.
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2022-01-02 at 6:44 AM UTC
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2022-01-03 at 1:11 AM UTCExodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
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2022-01-03 at 1:18 AM UTCnigerr 6:66
ur all faggots
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2022-01-03 at 6:17 AM UTCMatthew 15:18
But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person
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2022-01-06 at 2:30 AM UTCFinal update
Shes still going apeshit bananas about me and theres nothing I can do about it so I stopped the jedi mindtricks
I’ve basically met her parents now (zoom) but it was awkward af at first especially with her Saudi dad who was a player in his prime and is rich as fuck apparently 🤫🤐 (I made up some bs about things I watch on Netflix 🥶 and surprisingly that broke the ice because he’s retarded about things like that)
Things are just getting better and better and I don’t know why still, it must be god, it must be her or from reading the bible more and more thats making me learn how fine and easy life can be
I never actually read it from the beginning like I told her besides the time I fell asleep trying and didn’t care about church and all (she probably knew what I was really after)
At first when she’d ask me things like “So what have you learned from reading the bible today ****?” (our terms of endearment I’m not going into) I’d have to recite something not so hard to remember to make her shut up ☹️ -
“Love never gives up on people. It never stops trusting, never loses hope, and never quits.”
Coming to a conclusion I had to ask her to literally swear on the bible if there’s anything at all I should know about her whether it’s bad relationship history, medical, drug taking etc. and there’s nothing questionable
So now that I’m satisfied she’s madly in love with me and it won’t change I’m going to have to try being more serious about us
I think I’ve sinned a lot my whole life and once again and I’m trying not to now - besides on here so I guess I’ll just come here to curse every now and again and concentrate on life
FUCK BITCH NIGGER SHEBOON ASSBANDIT HOMO CUNT RAPE ANAL RECTUM HAIRY BALLSACK VAGINAL SPUNK TITTIES WANKER PISS BLOODY MARY SHAG TWAT FAGGOT
Now there’s a reason to go to church on Sunday again (if negative for covid) and repent as so does she after the “things” she did with me so we don’t go to hell
Also, read the bible
1 Peter 5:10Yes, you will suffer for a short time. But after that, God will make everything right. He will make you strong. He will support you and keep you from falling. He is the God who gives all grace. He chose you to share in his glory in Christ. That glory will continue forever.
I somehow get the feeling this is a gift because of everything that happened in my life last year
FarewellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-06 at 3:22 AM UTCWhat a nice fucking post. Now Do a hail Mary for every picture of a black girls face covered in cum you ever postedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-06 at 3:22 AM UTCIs being Christian her way of rebelling against her Saudi Dad? Hawt
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2022-01-06 at 4:06 AM UTC
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2022-01-06 at 4:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls I guess you could say Eurasian
(Somewhere in the middle of this I called her to make sure it wasn’t some dude trolling me)
First of all - No trolling allowed as this is SG and she’s not a tranny before anyone says, shes 34 but looks like she’s really taken care of her self and lives not far from me
So anyway… at first I thought she was Spanish and she thought the same about me, but it turned out she’s actually 1/2 Saudi, 1/4 Filipino, 1/4 Spanish so I guess that’s where we had some kind of connection to begin with
After exchanging most recent pics yesterday I thought what the hell, I have no chance with a woman as hot as that and she’s a devout Christian who seems to have everything going for her, she just seems so perfect where I’m generally just an asshole to be fair so I basically gave up in the end and went about my day
But then a few minutes later in a text she asked me to do a lateral flow test and pic her the results
From then on she was really forward with me, like straight to the point wanting to meet already
So I’m like what the fuck? Literally
She even mentioned about going to see the new Spider-Man with me 😑
So I’m thinking, really what’s the worst that could happen? I’ve nothing to lose and basically a new 2022 to gain as she invited me to church also on 2nd Jan
I really don’t see any cons here unless she turns out to be a complete psychopath but most girls are anyway
Its a good waifu for you grylls thumbs up playa put on ya beaver suit and chomp that box -
2022-01-06 at 4:10 AM UTCthere are Christian Saudis, just not a lot of them
probably Copts -
2022-01-06 at 4:11 AM UTCI'm sure her father is going to put everything in a Trust fund for her so you don't get it if she dies during marriage
However, make sure she opens a joint bank account with splurge funds and slowly pull shit out and hide it in bitcoin purse or overseas bank account.
just in case she bails on you. also get your nuts tied off so there is no way in hell you can have a kid. if you have a kid, and she divorces you out of boredom or some shit, you wont have to pay child support and alimony for the rest of your life. your British government will make sure you do so. -
2022-01-06 at 4:13 AM UTCIs her Father House of Saud or a Sufi? find out first. Sufi are like Indian decedents I believe. they don't have money like Saudis. they just live in Land of Saud
