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How to get away with murder?
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2022-01-05 at 4:38 AM UTCI’d tie them up, tape their mouth, force them to snort too much coke, leave, if I get caught say I left because I didn’t want to get caught with drugs.
Or silently inject air into their vein. -
2022-01-05 at 5:02 AM UTCBuy a meat truck and start up as the new neighborhood meat vendor.
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2022-01-05 at 5:06 AM UTC
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2022-01-05 at 5:18 AM UTCSophie some lame sheeboon on public Tv
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2022-01-05 at 2:48 PM UTCKill a transient in another state...as long as you are not dumb enough to be seen or leave evidence you're pretty much golden.
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2022-01-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka I’d tie them up, tape their mouth, force them to snort too much coke, leave, if I get caught say I left because I didn’t want to get caught with drugs.
Or silently inject air into their vein.
If you're gonna have syringes you might as well get heroin. Shoot them up with a lethal dose of that. Make sure no ligature marks can be found on the body if you tie the person up. You can make it look like an OD, but ligature marks are a dead give away.
Damn, it's almost like you people never planned a murder before. -
2022-01-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
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2022-01-06 at 3 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie If you're gonna have syringes you might as well get heroin. Shoot them up with a lethal dose of that. Make sure no ligature marks can be found on the body if you tie the person up. You can make it look like an OD, but ligature marks are a dead give away.
Damn, it's almost like you people never planned a murder before.
If there’s rope marks I’ll say we did bdsm. If I gave them heroin I’d have to leave the syringe there and worry about fingerprints. -
2022-01-06 at 3:03 AM UTCSecretlyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-06 at 3:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka If there’s rope marks I’ll say we did bdsm. If I gave them heroin I’d have to leave the syringe there and worry about fingerprints.
You want yourself as far away from the victim as possible in the eyes of the law. Have an alibi. Use gloves, or wipe every surface down after you're done. Leave a shred of DNA and you are fucked by forensic genealogy. -
2022-01-06 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kill a transient in another state…as long as you are not dumb enough to be seen or leave evidence you're pretty much golden.
Why would it have to be another state or a bum if you're capable of not being seen and not leaving evidence? You could just kill anyone you wanted. -
2022-01-06 at 3:32 AM UTC
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2022-01-06 at 3:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I am willing to believe he can kill unseen and without leaving evidence if he expands on his methods.
Right. And I'm saying if you're able to be able to make clean kills like that, you don't have to exclude yourself to just killing street urchins halfway across the country. Again, this is assuming that regardless, you're sure there won't be witnesses or anything left behind at the scene.
As much as I've fantasized about tortures and death and violence I don't know that I've ever really though in depth about what my perfect murder would be. In a perfect world I suppose I'd have a cabin in the woods with a massive underground state-of-the-art torture and rape dungeon.
I don't know where I'd pick my victims though or how exactly I'd kidnap them with absolute assurance I wouldn't be seen and I'd still have the opportunity. -
2022-01-06 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Right. And I'm saying if you're able to be able to make clean kills like that, you don't have to exclude yourself to just killing street urchins halfway across the country. Again, this is assuming that regardless, you're sure there won't be witnesses or anything left behind at the scene.
As much as I've fantasized about tortures and death and violence I don't know that I've ever really though in depth about what my perfect murder would be. In a perfect world I suppose I'd have a cabin in the woods with a massive underground state-of-the-art torture and rape dungeon.
I don't know where I'd pick my victims though or how exactly I'd kidnap them with absolute assurance I wouldn't be seen and I'd still have the opportunity.
Prostitutes on the edge of town, they will willingly get in your car. Make sure it takes a long time before anyone finds the body, if at all. Because some hoo-er falling off the map will barely register on anyone's radar. Long periods between killings make them seem unrelated. If you're smart you'll kill outside of your race, and preferred age group to make it harder to start seeing a pattern for anyone that's looking. Also profilers are generally going to have a hard time if they can't establish victimology. So killing all kinds of people is a way to frustrate that process. However, all kinds, means regular people too, who will be missed. This strateg only works if you're not stuck killing around a 100 mile radius around your cabin. -
2022-01-06 at 3:52 AM UTCHaving a big plot of land, or a cabin in the woods, is excellent though, make sure you visit every weekend even if you are not murdering. As not to raise suspicions.
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2022-01-06 at 4:02 AM UTCI wouldn't mind driving all across the country to spread things out and make me less traceable... I just need to be sure that my car isn't being noticed by anyone near the area as I'll be driving across the country with an unconscious lady in my trunk.
Assuming that part could go flawlessly every time, once I get them back to my cabin it's pretty much game over for them. It will be absolutely impenetrable from both inside and out save for my entrance which will be a series of locked doors that can't unlock until the one behind it is locked. Or some shit like that. Nothing would be neglected or glossed over.
I think I might get tired of taking prostitutes though and I'd want to do some that are more personal or ideally someone famous either locally or nationally, but that's neither here nor there. -
2022-01-06 at 5:23 AM UTCAll you need is a good strong manual coffee grinder, a small forge, and some hogs. Pull the teeth, run them trough the grinder, tossed the rest to the hogs, and toss the coffee grinder in the forge.
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2022-01-06 at 6:56 AM UTClure them into hoboville and commit double homicide. it'll look like the bummy crack mf'er went crazy and did em both in
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2022-01-06 at 7:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo lure them into hoboville and commit double homicide. it'll look like the bummy crack mf'er went crazy and did em both in
Who is them?
Also the first question the police will ask of the victim's next of kin is: Was person X known to visit hoboville? If the answer is no, they're going to take the situation more seriously. Because now they have to come up with a reason why the person would be there. -
2022-01-06 at 7:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Who is them?
Also the first question the police will ask of the victim's next of kin is: Was person X known to visit hoboville? If the answer is no, they're going to take the situation more seriously. Because now they have to come up with a reason why the person would be there.
How would you do it?
