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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    wow
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i like to stay by a pole because it's getting colder everyday

    if I can't ge ta job i still can get paid

    face says me but the name says u
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    i was thinking about the 350 to 1 KDR of the US war in Afghanistan and i was like wow that's pretty good actually

    350 to 1? Impressive.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT aint no tailpipe nigga plus the actual exhaust pipe is 3 inch it would be like fuckin ur wore tha fuk out mom's pussy

    Ok I believe you
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    i think 4 to 1 would be a devestating victory to most but like god bless the united states
  6. That's a fallacy about mom's worn out pussy...my mom fucked lots of dudes in her day and that thing was still as tight as a 12yr olds.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    especially as an invading country (Which is assumed is more powerful and willing to take greater losses in pharric victories) fighting on like the exact oposite of the world for lols
  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Diaper-wearing astronaut jailed in love triangle plot"

    On February 4, 2007, Nowak packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a drilling hammer, black gloves, an 8-inch (200 mm) Gerber folding knife and other items. She then drove her husband's car 900 miles (1,400 km) from Houston to Orlando, Florida, to confront Shipman.[75][76][77][78] Early police reports stated that she wore Maximum Absorbency Garments during the trip, but she later denied this


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak

    Well happens afterwards is none of NASA's concern, like a cheap WWE wrestler used up and hung out to dry.
  9. phallic victory
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by G The Chiefs because he's the fucking chief lol.

    According to the Bleacher report he doesn't even make the top 25 QBs of all time.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a fallacy about mom's worn out pussy…my mom fucked lots of dudes in her day and that thing was still as tight as a 12yr olds.

    Erm
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Marge Simpson groan .

    XD

    Did he commit to retiring after this season no matter what? I despise the Steelers as I have to as a Cowboys fan but it'll be sad to see Ben go. Another one of the vets from my younger era gone.

    I thought it was sad when aikman and Steve young and the like we're all retiring, now it's Brady and Rodgers and Ben. I didn't cry when Tony Romo called it quits though I promise.

    The NFL is gay and the Cowboys are the gayest.
  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like the cowgays
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I passed a psychological screening back when I was 18 and applying for a job working at an Antarctic scientific base (as a laborer/equipment Operator).

    Fucking lol…as I thought at the time.

    ETA: That was also one of the "official" IQ tests I've had that I've mentioned before…don't know why I needed an IQ test to shovel snow and drive a fucking snowmobile.

    Some of those folks 'graduate' to being the researchers. They wanted my Dad for his brawn & his brains.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    College football is where it's at. Entertainment for days, fam.
  16. Originally posted by Tyrant Well happens afterwards is none of NASA's concern, like a cheap WWE wrestler used up and hung out to dry.

    She was still part of NASA when it went down...they "fired" her because of said incident and sent her back to the Navy from whence she came.
  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She was still part of NASA when it went down…they "fired" her because of said incident and sent her back to the Navy from whence she came.

    Same way that Kurt Angle was still part of WWE
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Psalms‬ ‭55:22

    Give your worries to the Lord, and he will care for you. He will never let those who are good be defeated.‬
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    were you religious at all previously
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ETA: That was also one of the "official" IQ tests I've had that I've mentioned before…don't know why I needed an IQ test to shovel snow and drive a fucking snowmobile.

    From that it can be surmised they didn't deem you intelligent enough to shovel snow and drive a snowmobile.
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