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  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Actually, chili looks like soul food.

    That was a golden opportunity to say 'actchili, chili...'

    Shame on you.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by mmQ That was a golden opportunity to say 'actchili, chili…'

    Shame on you.


    I think you're setting your expectations a little high there young fella me lad.
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think you're setting your expectations a little high there young fella me lad.

    Well I know the ol' geezer likes to pride himself on his English grammar and spelling, so a little wordplay wouldn't be so out of order.
  4. #44
    Bradley Florida Man
    i was taught chili originated from cold people.
  5. #45
    Bradley Florida Man
    jiggaboo johnson, have you decided whether or not you will take me up on my cook off? HOnestly I should get to pick the next two, but since i just came up with this while drinking a mixer last night, i forgive you, and only want to pick the next dish. YOu make pick the fourth, sixth, etc.

    lemme know, don't be a bitch
  6. #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like something you'd make in prison on Commissary day.

    Yeah it's my best dish.

    You gonna do it? I went and bought everything to make Brad's Mom's Chili.

    Least you could do is get a couple noodles & chips and shit, bro. Don't be a fag.
  7. #47
    Bradley Florida Man
    welp folks my weed dealer just got here, i'll be high as fuck in like ten minutes

    Dude gave me like 14grammes over the last week. I tried paying him 120, figure an ounce is 200$. Dude said just have 60 bucks ready for me i'm like OK OK OK pretty thrilled that's 60$ more to me nigga
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Bradley jiggaboo johnson, have you decided whether or not you will take me up on my cook off? HOnestly I should get to pick the next two, but since i just came up with this while drinking a mixer last night, i forgive you, and only want to pick the next dish. YOu make pick the fourth, sixth, etc.

    lemme know, don't be a bitch

    exwife #2 did 4 1/2 yrs in prison so she made me plenty of "prison food" when she came out thinking it was cute to do so...it wasn't.

    Everything seems to have Velvita cheese and chips in it and she'd buy the individual small packets of it for "authenticity" even though a big block was much cheaper.

    ..I wasn't impressed with any of it...I'm also pretty much into "healthy" eating and none of what you listed there really fits what I like to eat.

    No disrespect but it's "not my cup of tea"...I am more than willing to try to make something that is my cup of tea though...I was impressed with the lobster/crab legs you stoled the other week and would have enjoyed such a feast.
  9. #49
    Bradley Florida Man
    nigga fuck the velveeta and the chips,

    fuck you

    i fucking hate old white guys y u so sturbborn and lame bro
  10. #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    i had the police asking me if they could try some of my spread u dont even know

    we could had HUNDREDS of episodes of us trying to do cook offs but your scared to eat some cheetos and a ramen noodle
  11. #51
    Bradley Florida Man
    decaf drinking ass old age nigga
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    REMINDER THAT LANYARD DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE LIVE WEIGH-IN VS Bill Krozby
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  13. #53
    A nigga's just being honest...I would never eat such filth, my body wouldn't allow it...it would be wasted time and effort.

    No, you're going to have to come up with something more fitting for this white devil to devour.

    ...quality not quantity as me old mum used to say.
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  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A nigga's just being honest…I would never eat such filth, my body wouldn't allow it…it would be wasted time and effort.

    No, you're going to have to come up with something more fitting for this white devil to devour.

    …quality not quantity as me old mum used to say.

    Oh just hashtag yolo for once. It's one meal and if you don't like it after a bite you can throw it out or freeze it and send it to me.
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  15. #55
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh just hashtag yolo for once. It's one meal and if you don't like it after a bite you can throw it out or freeze it and send it to me.

    It's the effort to go buy the shit and then make it KNOWING I'm going to mail it to Fargo that's the limiting factor.
  16. #56
    Bradley Florida Man
    will u do shrimp macaroni salad as my replacement food of choice for number 3

    folks most importantly, i gotta make chili tonight,

    also you're gonna die soon and imma make my fucking dope house spread without you.

    no you can't have any

    Quick Mix Ready/ Convicted Pedophile Paul Wozny is entitled to 2 (TWO!) servings as is customary to feed the fattest nigga for him to give his fatass garbage stuffing child sniffing uber from elementary school driving ass.\

    WHITE POWER
  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    And FUCK PAUL WOZNY (unless you're <18, f, USA)
  18. #58
    Bradley Florida Man
    my momma chili game gonna fuck u up bitchaboo jones, wont eat an anything without low sodium, made all this chili, didn't even drop no hot sauce or chili powder in it gay ass motherfucker
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  19. #59
    Bradley Florida Man
    i wish weed wasn't so strong like when i was a child
  20. #60
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the effort to go buy the shit and then make it KNOWING I'm going to mail it to Fargo that's the limiting factor.

    ill send put the 6 dollars on your books to buy all of it broke ass 25 cents at aldis complaint filin ass geriatic mufucka

    i can cash app u or send it via paypal

    pussy ass
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