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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean in real life.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Are there any incidences of an astronaut killing themself in outer space? That feels like it needs to happen.

    Underwater outer space

  3. Originally posted by mmQ Are there any incidences of an astronaut killing themself in outer space? That feels like it needs to happen.

    There are. Early Russian astronauts volunteered for missions they already knew they would never return from.
  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There are. Early Russian astronauts volunteered for missions they already knew they would never return from.

    "volunteered"
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  5. They even waved goodbye to the world from that little oval window.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There are. Early Russian astronauts volunteered for missions they already knew they would never return from.

    he is not comfortable taking your word for it, because he suspects that there exists no sources to reinforce your assertation.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Underwater outer space


    Are you suggesting Craymond intentionally released the clamp before Helevik closed the door to the chamber ?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "volunteered"

    at the behest of a steel revolver
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  9. Originally posted by mmQ Are you suggesting Craymond intentionally released the clamp before Helevik closed the door to the chamber ?

    Yeah he was tired of their shit. Someone kept stealing his tuna salad sammiches out of the break room fridge n he wasnt gonna abide it any longer. Went out like a boss.
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  10. Originally posted by WellHung at the behest of a steel revolver

    Vlad, you either get in the capsule or your family will get in the gulag...your choice me ol mucker.
  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Are there any incidences of an astronaut killing themself in outer space? That feels like it needs to happen.

    Not yet. They're usually screened for any sort of psychological instability. Astronauts are the cream supreme of the crop.
  12. Originally posted by Tyrant Not yet. They're usually screened for any sort of psychological instability. Astronauts are the cream supreme of the crop.

    "Diaper-wearing astronaut jailed in love triangle plot"

    On February 4, 2007, Nowak packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a drilling hammer, black gloves, an 8-inch (200 mm) Gerber folding knife and other items. She then drove her husband's car 900 miles (1,400 km) from Houston to Orlando, Florida, to confront Shipman.[75][76][77][78] Early police reports stated that she wore Maximum Absorbency Garments during the trip, but she later denied this


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vlad, you either get in the capsule or your family will get in the gulag…your choice me ol mucker.

    They got tired of using monkeys. Monkeys just weren't fun anymore.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    That was classic I member that ....wore a diaper just so they didn't have to stop on the long drive to murder
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant Not yet. They're usually screened for any sort of psychological instability. Astronauts are the cream supreme of the crop.

    I'd like to think one could be smart enough to pass the screening despite being INTENSELY SUICIDAL. How fucking cool would that have been if Neil Armstrong was like this is one small step for man and , you know what, FUCK YOU, and then he beat Buzz Aldrin to death with one of the golf clubs before ripping off his own helmet while staring back at Michael Collins who was looking out the window shitting his pants knowing he was also going to be left for dead.

    That's what should've happened.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Tyrant Not yet. They're usually screened for any sort of psychological instability. Astronauts are the cream supreme of the crop.

    did you read that in People Magazine?
  17. I passed a psychological screening back when I was 18 and applying for a job working at an Antarctic scientific base (as a laborer/equipment Operator).

    Fucking lol...as I thought at the time.

    ETA: That was also one of the "official" IQ tests I've had that I've mentioned before...don't know why I needed an IQ test to shovel snow and drive a fucking snowmobile.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its D day folks, bout to go hook the 3/4 ton Dodge 4x4 to the semi trailer and pull it down the frozen muddy path to its final resting place
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT its D day folks, bout to go hook the 3/4 ton Dodge 4x4 to the semi trailer and pull it down the frozen muddy path to its final resting place

    Are you gonna FUCK ITS TAILPIPE for old times sake?
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    aint no tailpipe nigga plus the actual exhaust pipe is 3 inch it would be like fuckin ur wore tha fuk out mom's pussy
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