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2022-01-03 at 11:27 PM UTCAlright everybody I got everything I need gonna try tomorrow afternoon
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2022-01-04 at 3 PM UTCi can't wait to make chili tonight tbh, Idk if you guys ever feel that way, but i definitely am geeked about chili.
We got like red kidney beans, celery, potatos, onions (White), 2lb of hamburger, 4 cans of tomato soup, chili powder, and DISCOUNT hot sauce, i got everything I need. Noodles, I got the noodles some elbows.
I got a lil cheese to put on top, i don't do the fritos thing that seems to be popular (Why?) but I do have a big box of saltines to go with it.
Pepper, I put a lot less salt because the MSG int he tomato soup seems to cover the salty taste.
I stole the hamburger so my mom is happy cuz i got the 99% lean or whatever, i just go thte most expensive 2lb deli product.
I'm gonna eat chili every day and shrimp and mac salad until I go to jail. -
2022-01-04 at 3:07 PM UTCjiggaboo now that i've locked in doing two of YOUR meals will you attempt to make one of mine?
You will need:
Ramen Noodles (2 unless you're a fat fuck or serving others, 4-6, 2 per person is good reference)
1 Large bag of cheetos (I like flaming hots but if you're old/pussy, don't do the hot flames, just reg)
Some Cheese my nigga
o u got them good jalepenos? Yeah use them
Summer Sausage OR like idk cut up some meat real small
u got any other chips?
Maybe bacon would be good instead of summer sausage
Mayo
Tortillas
LMK When you're ready, it'll make my life valuble.
I'mma teach u how we layer a loaf/hook up/spread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-04 at 3:09 PM UTCu can shove some rice in there, onions, i personally wouldn't do tomatos/jelly/peanut butter/fecal matter, but I can't stop you.
I think the bacon would be good for the grease to fry shit in, but I do my best not to eat swine. I know you do tho.
I do like jelly a little bit if it's not that great of a cook. -
2022-01-04 at 3:10 PM UTCLooks good
Those Texas weirdos don’t think beans belong in chili though.
I got my ingredients sittin on the counter. I’m making chili tomorrow myself.
Shitting fire 👍🏻 -
2022-01-04 at 3:12 PM UTCYour gonna need hot water from the shower too. I guess you could boil some water, but IDK how your shit will turn out.
DO you have a working shower, Jigga? -
2022-01-04 at 3:20 PM UTC
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2022-01-04 at 3:22 PM UTC
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2022-01-04 at 3:25 PM UTC
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2022-01-04 at 3:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley You will need:
Ramen Noodles (2 unless you're a fat fuck or serving others, 4-6, 2 per person is good reference)
1 Large bag of cheetos (I like flaming hots but if you're old/pussy, don't do the hot flames, just reg)
Some Cheese my nigga
o u got them good jalepenos? Yeah use them
Summer Sausage OR like idk cut up some meat real small
u got any other chips?
Maybe bacon would be good instead of summer sausage
Mayo
Tortillas
LMK When you're ready, it'll make my life valuble.
I'mma teach u how we layer a loaf/hook up/spread.
Sounds like something you'd make in prison on Commissary day. -
2022-01-04 at 3:58 PM UTCChili is also good when served on a bed of white rice.
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2022-01-04 at 4:04 PM UTCWhen I worked at the Cajun Cafe I prepared the chili about once a week and I would eliminate the celery from the recipe and dice the onions up so fine they were basically liquid. My boss was unaware and suddenly all these compliments started rolling in about the "new chili" and how it's so FUCKING AMAZING. I then revealed my secret non-ingredient and everyone was just left speechless, before giving me a slow clap and hoisting me onto their shoulders parading me throughout the restaurant like St. Chili himself.
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2022-01-04 at 4:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ When I worked at the Cajun Cafe I prepared the chili about once a week and I would eliminate the celery from the recipe and dice the onions up so fine they were basically liquid. My boss was unaware and suddenly all these compliments started rolling in about the "new chili" and how it's so FUCKING AMAZING. I then revealed my secret non-ingredient and everyone was just left speechless, before giving me a slow clap and hoisting me onto their shoulders parading me throughout the restaurant like St. Chili himself.
It's times like that that make life worth living doesn't it. -
2022-01-04 at 4:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 Looks good
Those Texas weirdos don’t think beans belong in chili though.
Wrong.
Traditional chili does have beans but TEXAS chili is beanless. you cannot call a chili "texas chili" if it has beans in it, it's a regional variation recipe so by including beans you are either making it wrong or not making a "texas chili"
all OP has made is a normal run of the mill bean chili, not even 4 alarm. Honestly nothing to write home about here this is like something my dad would cook while drunk on a work night except he actually makes good chili a lot better looking than that
Originally posted by Bradley jiggaboo now that i've locked in doing two of YOUR meals will you attempt to make one of mine?
You will need:
Ramen Noodles (2 unless you're a fat fuck or serving others, 4-6, 2 per person is good reference)
1 Large bag of cheetos (I like flaming hots but if you're old/pussy, don't do the hot flames, just reg)
Some Cheese my nigga
o u got them good jalepenos? Yeah use them
Summer Sausage OR like idk cut up some meat real small
u got any other chips?
Maybe bacon would be good instead of summer sausage
Mayo
Tortillas
LMK When you're ready, it'll make my life valuble.
I'mma teach u how we layer a loaf/hook up/spread.
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2022-01-04 at 4:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wrong.
Traditional chili does have beans but TEXAS chili is beanless.
Chili originated in Texas...so if traditional chili has beans it follows Texas chili should have beans too.
Seems my Chili is the OG...
"Chili became commonly prepared in northern Mexico and southern Texas. Unlike some other Texas foods, such as barbecued brisket, chili largely originated with working-class Tejana and Mexican women." -
2022-01-04 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley jiggaboo now that i've locked in doing two of YOUR meals will you attempt to make one of mine?
You will need:
Ramen Noodles (2 unless you're a fat fuck or serving others, 4-6, 2 per person is good reference)
1 Large bag of cheetos (I like flaming hots but if you're old/pussy, don't do the hot flames, just reg)
Some Cheese my nigga
o u got them good jalepenos? Yeah use them
Summer Sausage OR like idk cut up some meat real small
u got any other chips?
Maybe bacon would be good instead of summer sausage
Mayo
Tortillas
LMK When you're ready, it'll make my life valuble.
I'mma teach u how we layer a loaf/hook up/spread.
Nigga thinks he's already back in jail ffs -
2022-01-04 at 4:51 PM UTC
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2022-01-04 at 5 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No white man lived in texas until several thousand years of human history and you're telling me not a single person in that entire time ever thought to cook pepper, beans, beef and tomato? Yeah right
Chili originates in Northern Mexico/Southern Texas per the blurb...no mention of the need for said originators to be white....racist motherfinger. -
2022-01-04 at 5:05 PM UTCActually, chili looks like soul food.
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2022-01-04 at 5:08 PM UTC
