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Ever blow your nose with such vigor that liquid squirts from your eye sockets?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, i thought that they were supposed to act like pockets?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    something similar happened when I face fucked your mother
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood something similar happened when I face fucked your mother

    ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. #4
    No. I think you're falling apart, bud.
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yes. But it's been a long time
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master I once got my face smashed in so bad that when id sneeze itd fart blood out my eye and ear.

    How'd you recover from internal brain bleeding?

    Nevermind I reread our conversations
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  8. #8
    blaster master victim of incest
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    You got to beaten for trying to stop two men from fighting?

    Gotta say bro I'm not proud of you.
  10. #10
    Have you ever cum so hard your back cracks?
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I support this actually.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who breaks up a bar fight unless someone is dying? C'mon now. Step back with your drink in hand and watch the fun. Or grab a pool cue and smash it over someone's head like in the movies. Hehe

    Just kidding tray day I'm glad you didn't die when that happened. I've been fortunate to have my buddies intervene when some FAGGOT native American sucked punched me from behind and knocked my about ready to pass out anyway drunk ass out on the floor. Life of a cowboy I guess some people like to sit at home and play solitaire while eating cheese sandwiches and some of us like to STIR THE POT AND FUCK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Who breaks up a bar fight unless someone is dying? C'mon now. Step back with your drink in hand and watch the fun. Or grab a pool cue and smash it over someone's head like in the movies. Hehe

    Just kidding tray day I'm glad you didn't die when that happened. I've been fortunate to have my buddies intervene when some FAGGOT native American sucked punched me from behind and knocked my about ready to pass out anyway drunk ass out on the floor. Life of a cowboy I guess some people like to sit at home and play solitaire while eating cheese sandwiches and some of us like to STIR THE POT AND FUCK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO

    Great post.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My problem is I'm usually both those people but never a nice normal in between. All or nothing.
  16. #16
    blaster master victim of incest
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  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow what an appealing sounding drug where can I get some of that ?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow what an appealing sounding drug where can I get some of that ?

    I've heard it's actually awesome in lower doses.

    Most/all dissoaciative horror stories involve overdoses.
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    blaster master victim of incest
  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao
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