Would you go to church for Jesus?

1. 2017-04-18 at 4:57 PM UTC

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   Ghost Prototype Houston
   1 thank = 1 prayer
   
   Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:44:30.921647+00:00
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-04-18 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Only if Jesus will suck my dick after
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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3. 2017-04-18 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Ghost Prototype Houston

   Originally posted by Jesus Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise.

   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny Whatever, dude. *zips*

   
   Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:43:04.388489+00:00
4. 2017-04-18 at 6:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If he asked me personally, I would.
5. 2017-04-18 at 6:20 PM UTC

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   John Stamos Yung Blood
   Is Jesus sexy?
6. 2017-04-18 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by RisiR If he asked me personally, I would.

   
   Will you go to church for me, my child?
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   • Ghost Prototype, 
   • Sophie, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-04-18 at 6:23 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jesus Will you go to church for me, my child?

   
   Jesus my nigga, fancy meeting you here. How's the pops?
8. 2017-04-18 at 6:26 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie Jesus my nigga, fancy meeting you here. How's the pops?

   
   I've never been better. Bless you son.
9. 2017-04-18 at 6:28 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jesus I've never been better. Bless you son.

   
   My usertitle should have magically changed to "Personally Blessed by Jesus" for max impact.
10. 2017-04-18 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie My usertitle should have magically changed to "Personally Blessed by Jesus" for max impact.

    
    Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it and it will be yours.
11. 2017-04-18 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Only if Jesus will suck my dick after

    
    You just made my day.
12. 2017-04-18 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Sophie My usertitle should have magically changed to "Personally Blessed by Jesus" for max impact.

    
    Pedophile tech support just works better for you.
13. 2017-04-18 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jesus Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it and it will be yours.

    
    I know the book of Mark, no need to quote scripture at me Jesus.
14. 2017-04-18 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by John Stamos Pedophile tech support just works better for you.

    
    It's true it does.
15. 2017-04-18 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie I know the book of Mark, no need to quote scripture at me Jesus.

    
    Can you recite it entirely from memory?
16. 2017-04-18 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
17. 2017-04-18 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus what is hell like?
18. 2017-04-18 at 6:39 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Can you recite it entirely from memory?

    
    I grew up in a Christian country not a Muslim one.
19. 2017-04-18 at 6:41 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I grew up in a Christian country not a Muslim one.

    
    But you sure live in a Muslim one now.
20. 2017-04-18 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u goto church too see jessus on da cross