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2022-01-03 at 9:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley dude my mom and i are making chili tonight after i get done at the store, are you excited? She's 3 days sober and i'm like 3 hours sober and i think she might be drinking secretly but imma just buy a bottle of vodka and some lemonade
ABSOLUTE SOBRIETY IS NOT A CONDITION OF MY BAIL AS I REMIND EVERYONE WHO I THINK WILL TELL ON ME
We'll need to see the results..and no putting 4 cans of shit in a pot doesn't count. -
2022-01-03 at 9:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley How that make you feel jiggaboo johnson, also i hope you don't think i am insulting your shitty cooking or anything with my one upping posts. I just am also white, aging terribly, and an aldi's shopper so we have a lot of the same taste in food & culinary cuisine.
I use kidney beans the red ones, potatos (which a lot of people think makes it stew),gourmet hamburger that i ring up as 2 apples, onions, celery, tomato soup, celery, and whatever noodles the food pantry gave me NEVER SPAGHETTI NOODLES THO just like the elbows and bow ties and other gay shapes
& Hot Sauce. but not the really hot shit, just like franks, like 2 spoonfuls if my mom is watching, otherwise like a minute of just kinda splishing it in there
If you can believe it I'm an experienced cook, most don't.
I'm glad I inspired you and your mom (pics of mom), I too used red kidney beans...and pinto beans...2 beans for double the fart power. -
2022-01-03 at 9:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 20yrs ago I'd have kicked his ass…as it is now I was just old man shocked.
…"go find the manager yourself" and "it is what it is" indeed…wow…And noggers wonder why whitey hates them
Yeah I gotta admit I try to avoid interaction/confrontation/communication of any kind in public but if some uppity nigger in a store talked to me that way my dumbass would probably snap and cause a scene. -
2022-01-03 at 11:17 PM UTCI got my mom 187$ in groceries and after I carried them all up stairs, four trips, my mom starts accosting me because I didn't take my shoes off and tracked in some water I'm like are you for real
I looked down and see she's still wearing boots and tracking in water and I'm like are you serious
So as I'm putting everything away she says alcohol did this to me.
Folks I've had half a beer in the last 12 hours.
Now shes gonna call her bitch ass friends and talk shit about me and told me I didn't rinse out the coffee machine.
I didn't use the coffee machine I'm an alcoholic and I drink instant coffee.
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2022-01-03 at 11:20 PM UTCI paid 102$ for the groceries as an on topic reply. Hearing about how jigga was wronged by grocery store personnel and my advocating to steal I felt it would be wrong not to.
Also forgot to mention I stole 8 airplane bottles of Bacardi and one of fire ball.
Not because I'm a thief but because I am that niggaboo Bradley -
2022-01-03 at 11:35 PM UTCMy mom apologized after I angrily smoked a cigarette outside
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2022-01-03 at 11:47 PM UTCthis thread make me feel better and less embarrassed for buying reduced stuff at the supermarket.
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2022-01-04 at 12:06 AM UTCAlways . Got a bottle of hot sauce on clearance fitty cents, got a gallon of apple cider 75% off for like 1.60 I love buying clearance shit because thieves don't select clearance items they just steal. I'll purchase 100$ in food in order to steal 80. Buy 3 four packs of ice house for 8$, steal ten airplane bottles worth 10$
Easy as fuck I'm drinking beer watching my mom eat stolen beef jerky right now -
2022-01-04 at 12:08 AM UTCBacardi and orange juice, bang energy drinks, or apple cider. Next poster decides
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2022-01-04 at 12:25 AM UTCFuck all of you wait till you need some help you are all fucked
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2022-01-04 at 12:50 AM UTCHot curdled milk and eggs
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2022-01-04 at 1:03 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-04 at 2:29 AM UTCI picked orange juice and vomited after my second sip. I finished it tho 🙂
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2022-01-04 at 2:46 AM UTCWhy would you buy 8 Bacardi shooters instead of buying a fifth?
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2022-01-04 at 2:47 AM UTC5 finger discount?
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2022-01-04 at 2:52 AM UTCYeah
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2022-01-04 at 2:53 AM UTCHEARD
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2022-01-04 at 3:22 AM UTC
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2022-01-04 at 3:25 AM UTCOh I just drink beer and think liquor isn't good for me so I just steal couple here, couple there.
I don't use the gay ass shooters as alcohol control is just free for me and I buy beer.
It's more out of economic necessity than anything. -
2022-01-04 at 3:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley Oh I just drink beer and think liquor isn't good for me so I just steal couple here, couple there.
I don't use the gay ass shooters as alcohol control is just free for me and I buy beer.
It's more out of economic necessity than anything.
I've known a few of those "I only drink beer because I can't control myself with liquor" alcoholics and they have all been some of the saddest drunks I've known.
