The holidays are over, so it's time for you boring normies to go back to work...

1. 2022-01-02 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, no more laying around and eating too much dessert.
2. 2022-01-02 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'm getting paid right now
3. 2022-01-02 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm getting paid right now

   
   for taking an online survey?
4. 2022-01-02 at 4:14 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I figured out how to hack the system by constantly abusing drugs and alcohol I cannot pass a covid screening and constantly have symptoms which makes me eligible for $200/day which is actually more than I make working full time as long as I keep getting fucked up
   
   hacking cough - smoking weed all day and cigs/vaping until it hurts
   vomiting - constantly hung over and drinking cough syrup
   
   etc
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
5. 2022-01-02 at 4:16 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I figured out how to hack the system by constantly abusing drugs and alcohol I cannot pass a covid screening and constantly have symptoms which makes me eligible for $200/day which is actually more than I make working full time as long as I keep getting fucked up
   
   hacking cough - smoking weed all day and cigs/vaping until it hurts
   vomiting - constantly hung over and drinking cough syrup
   
   etc
   
   

   
   I had to apply for that. But California apparently doesnt cover the first 8 days you have to quarantine which is some real faggot shit.
6. 2022-01-02 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I had to apply for that. But California apparently doesnt cover the first 8 days you have to quarantine which is some real faggot shit.

   
   im shocked as liberal as it is.
7. 2022-01-02 at 4:20 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   My next career plan is to start injecting opiates and manufacture potent non lethal toxins to make myself constantly sick with mysterious covid-like symptoms that can go away sometimes for a few days and then right before payday I show up and puke my guts out all over the place maybe with some Ipecac and get sent home for another week
   
   
8. 2022-01-02 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WellHung im shocked as liberal as it is.

   
   Same. Then again its also full of welfare leeches who would probably scam the system for each and every penny they can get, as evidenced by the absurd amount of fraudulent EDD payouts that CA authorized during covid
9. 2022-01-02 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Gay Fieri was supposed to give me a bunch of pandemic unemployment money but his faggot website said they ran out of money fucking BITCH
10. 2022-01-02 at 11:32 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Did you just call me a normie?
    
    Your bubble-yum ass would be dead if you lived my life.
11. 2022-01-02 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Did you just call me a normie?
    
    Your bubble-yum ass would be dead if you lived my life.

    
    lol, rules are for pussies.
12. 2022-01-02 at 11:41 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by WellHung lol, rules are for pussies.

    
    And repeating something i've said, without adding context or expanding on it's relevancy as it pertains to the reason you are doing so makes you a parrot. A COCKatoo