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Operation: Fic this hole so I don't feel like a dick.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Im sure I am way over complicating this as that's kind of why the hole is there in the first place.
    I cut off a piece of lath and this hole....
    I gotta fix it.

    Currently watching youtube.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it was there when you moved in?
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    It's all about the he said she said bullshit
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  4. #4
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Cut it square from joist to joist.

    Screw in your new replacement piece of drywall.

    Mud, sand, paint, add stipple.

    They won't notice if you do it even half decent.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that a hot pink turbin I'm looking at?
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    put a sock in it
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  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Make it a little bigger so you can climb up there and then call someone and tell them to come over and let themselves in and then when they say andrreeeew where are you , you go Yooohooo I'm back heeeere and then they'll come in the room and be like what the heck where are you and then you jump down from the hole and spook them
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  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Obbe Cut it square from joist to joist.

    Screw in your new replacement piece of drywall.

    Mud, sand, paint, add stipple.

    They won't notice if you do it even half decent.


    LOL it's plaster not drywall. the drywall might be too thick.


    Fona, do this. Get a piece of this carboard. larger than the hole. punch a thread size hole dead center with a thread or string and tie a knot in the back. bend but dont crease the cardboard to fit on the top side and pull snugly using the thread or string. dont cut the thread yet. lift the cardboard up and place elmers wood glue around edges of cardboard facing down and tug the string enough and hold it for about 4-5 minutes until the glue adhears nicely.

    let it dry and gently fill the hole with plaster. cutting the thread or string away when you get to the center.

    it's too small to put a metal mesh or replace out with drywall. do they even sell drywall anymore? everything is rockboard these days in California. drywall is toxic af. especially chinese brand.
  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Make it a little bigger so you can climb up there and then call someone and tell them to come over and let themselves in and then when they say andrreeeew where are you , you go Yooohooo I'm back heeeere and then they'll come in the room and be like what the heck where are you and then you jump down from the hole and spook them

    then accuse them for punching a hole in your ceiling. Who will the cops believe.. strangers you called over or the guy who lives there.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "you punch a hole in my ceiling I'll punch a hole in your FACE! HRMPH!"
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready do they even sell drywall anymore? everything is rockboard these days in California. drywall is toxic af. especially chinese brand.

    Rockboard is trademark name for a premium multi-purpose board insulation to be used in walls, ceilings and floors for acoustic and thermal applications in cavities not as a surface. Unless by Rockboard you are trying to say Sheetrock. In which case Sheetrock is a brand of drywall in the same way that Kleenex is a brand of facial tissue, and Band-Aid is a brand of adhesive bandage.
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  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And Shlomo is a brand of idiot.
  13. #13
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready LOL it's plaster not drywall. the drywall might be too thick.


    Fona, do this. Get a piece of this carboard. larger than the hole. punch a thread size hole dead center with a thread or string and tie a knot in the back. bend but dont crease the cardboard to fit on the top side and pull snugly using the thread or string. dont cut the thread yet. lift the cardboard up and place elmers wood glue around edges of cardboard facing down and tug the string enough and hold it for about 4-5 minutes until the glue adhears nicely.

    let it dry and gently fill the hole with plaster. cutting the thread or string away when you get to the center.

    it's too small to put a metal mesh or replace out with drywall. do they even sell drywall anymore? everything is rockboard these days in California. drywall is toxic af. especially chinese brand.

    This is scabby as fuck but would probably disguise the damage well enough during an inspection.
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I screwed a new piece of wood up (sorta).
    Slathered with joint compound.
    Hopes it dries okay.
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you should have put a piece of paper inside before you seal it up that says "nigger"
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you should have put a piece of paper inside before you seal it up that says "nigger"

    I did...
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    what type of wood did you use? I hope you didn't just plywood some shit up there, wait for gravity and humidity to take it to the next level and be the next level i mean fall out in 90-120 days. That would be awful retarded my nigger
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley what type of wood did you use? I hope you didn't just plywood some shit up there, wait for gravity and humidity to take it to the next level and be the next level i mean fall out in 90-120 days. That would be awful retarded my nigger

    Poplar
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    the only pussy Fonaplats can get is fat pussy
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