What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-01-01 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #25681
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G

   
   This nigga eatin beans.
2. 2022-01-01 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #25682
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Took a Wendy's Chili Break.
   
   Good payday so far.i make about as good as pay as Uber on a great day but but 1/3rd the gas and milage on my car.
   
   Plus no humans griping at me if I miss a turn. However one customer called me insecently bitching about his sandwich being late and was a second dropoff and yelled at me I miss his turnoff and asking me what my fucking game plan was.
   
   I just canceled his order 1 block from his house. Said he was hostile and I felt he might pistol whip me in the GrubHub ap. Then laughed and GrubHub said I didn't have to return sandwich and to eat it if I like. Along with a free Gatorade.
   
   Uber just deactivates me for 3 days until they could ask what happened.
   
   Fuck Uber
3. 2022-01-01 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #25683
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Replacing the dust enhancement for my Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60.
4. 2022-01-01 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #25684
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Replacing the dust enhancement for my Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60.

   
   What a faggot you don't even have the pro model 70 yet?
5. 2022-01-01 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #25685
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   It's 2022 get with the times mmQrandpa
6. 2022-01-01 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #25686
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Tyrant What a faggot you don't even have the pro model 70 yet?

   
   I have EVERY MODEL, pro, amateur ... even the rookie models. What I DON'T have is the dust enhancement in question. No Hoover can enhancement dust like the model 60 and don't even pretend to act like you don't e'en know.
7. 2022-01-01 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #25687
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I have EVERY MODEL, pro, amateur … even the rookie models. What I DON'T have is the dust enhancement in question. No Hoover can enhancement dust like the model 60 and don't even pretend to act like you don't e'en know.

   
   What are you, J Edger Hoover?
8. 2022-01-01 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #25688
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Tyrant What are you, J Edger Hoover?

   
   I AM [u]PLANTESSI[/u]
9. 2022-01-01 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #25689
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Plantessi
10. 2022-01-01 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #25690
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    i wish i had plantessi's girl
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
11. 2022-01-01 at 11:11 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Tyrant i wish i had plantessi's girl

    
    Ask Plantessi she is powerful enough to probably just make you another one of her girls
12. 2022-01-01 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #25692
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    72 plantessas
13. 2022-01-01 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #25693
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Cool, I had some relatives who lived in New Hamshire for a while outside of Manchester. one of them worked at the ski resort.
    
    I never been. but they don't live there anymore and I don't know anymore then that. Im kind of bummed I didn't take them up on going there and watching the end of summer/fall and the trees turning color

    
    $30,000 will get a rehab house on 1.5 acres or a 10 acre plot in the woods
14. 2022-01-01 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #25694
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    update, jacked up all 4 sets of doolies and filled the holes under the tires with sand and boards to get the trailer up out of the muck, also cut all 4 sets of breaks and backed them all the way off so the wheels would spin.
    I hooked the trailer to the tractor but it wouldnt pull it so I spun it round backwards and hooked to the bucket then curled the bucket down and lifted the tractor front end up in the air puttin all the weight on the back tires slapped her in reverce and uncurled the bucket and started movin the trailer, its goen 40 feet and tomorrow I'll hoo the toyota to the back of it with the wench and tie the tacoma off to the apple tree and use it to let the trailer ease down the snow filled slope as I pull it with the tractor from the front.
    I may try to go pro it, I'll see how it goes and let u niggers know
15. 2022-01-02 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #25695
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    wellhung is in jail for 7th owi
16. 2022-01-02 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #25696
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley wellhung is in jail for 7th owi

    
    I thot day sait "7th owl"
17. 2022-01-02 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #25697
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    he's going to prison for awhile and managed to share with us his last moments of freedom, that's wonderful
18. 2022-01-02 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #25698
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    I hate him and hope he gets raped tbh
19. 2022-01-02 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #25699
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I had 7 owls actually I wish I had 8 owls. Perched around my place just being silly. I'd fees them tootsie pops and play that faggot Owl City song on repeat all day and just BASK.
20. 2022-01-02 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #25700
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Actually I wish I had 9 owls