Would you rather have it turn out that

1. 2022-01-01 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   A)Your dad was actually your transgender mom and you were fathered by a really cringey fat guy on tape that everyone finds and shows you/asks if you know
   
   OR
   
   B)
   Your father comes out as a woman at your graduation party and has sex with your friends when he gets really drunk.
   
   FOLKS I would go with A because I've been official witness to the sexual depravity that befell my friend because of his trannymomdad and his friends having sex with them
2. 2022-01-01 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   B because I don't even know the nigger
3. 2022-01-01 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   No this father would be in your life and have sex with your sexy 18 year old friends
4. 2022-01-01 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Still going with that one. Maybe they would like it.