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Sneaking into Canada?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    SWIM wants to go to Niagra Falls but doesn't want to pay for a hotel and would rather sleep on a couch in Toronto.
    Are there border crossing checkpoints or can I just drive pass a sign that reads "Welcome to Canada eh"
    Im unvaccinated and plan on getting deported.
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    Yes. What's in Toronto? Do you plan on staying longer than 30 days
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Yes. What's in Toronto? Do you plan on staying longer than 30 days

    Just a friend with a couch.
    Id be staying 1 night.
  4. #4
    Bradley Black Hole
    Can I come with? I'll be your coyote. HTS will let us stay with them
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    Can I come with? I'll be your coyote. HTS will let me stay with qqthem
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Can I come with? I'll be your coyote. HTS will let me stay with qqthem

    Im already staying with them...
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  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    Excellent you can give me a ride
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    R u also a tranny stealer
  9. #9
    Try the front door
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  10. #10
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Why the fuck whould you wanna go to Canada
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  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol
  12. #12
    Most illegal aliens just walk into Canada from Roxham Road.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Tyrant Why the fuck whould you wanna go to Canada

    Every time I try to leave some government fucker in a boat pats me on the head and says "nice try, leaf" and I wake up at the Toronto general hospital.
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  14. #14
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bradley really wants HTS's brown-eye
  15. #15
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im already staying with them…

    This is gonna be good.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by STER0S bradley really wants HTS's brown-eye

    He is no good and cannot truly appreciate a trans woman and love them the way I can.

    All a trans woman wants is be called sweetheart, M'am, have the door held open for them, have their ass slapped and whispering positive affirmations in their ear

    All bradley B wants to do with a trans woman is suck their dick, get ass fucked by their cocks, call them BRO DUDE MAN GUY PAL BUDDY, suck their dick while they sleep and occasionally whisper in their ear "you'll never be a woman"



    Any trans person that dates or spends long amounts of time with bradley B would probably end up killing themselves at some point.
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  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Permanent residents of the United States need a valid Alien Registration Card and a passport to enter Canada. There are unguarded roads at the border but you are not going to find any along the Golden Horseshoe. Yuu would have to cross in New Hampshire, Vermont, or Maine if you went east or you would have to go to Minnesota if you went west. However when you are caught you will placed in a quarantine hotel and force to pay for to two week stay in some provinces. There are no unguarded crossings between Ontario and the U.S. The closet would be between Queerbec and New York would be in the extreme Northeast corner of New York in a little town called Akwesasne. That would be 984 mile trip from Dayton, Ohio. Once you have been quarantined and jailed for a deportation hearing you would have a problem getting back to the U.S. without a passport. Which would likely mean more time in detention in the U.S. while the system verified you.

    But please try it, I can't wait to read you cry about it when you finally make it back home with nowhere to live because you defaulted on your lease.
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  18. #18
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Nuke Canada 2022
  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just get a canoe and yoy can paddle across the gorge. I think it's near Brockville or something, either way there's a statue of Isaac Brock (or Lou Brock, not the baseball player or frontmab for modest mouse, the general who beat yoy guys in the war of 1812) or someone with a similar surname. It's not far to paddle tbh. Don't know of any places near there that are drivable across but there are a bunch from Vermont to Quebec, you just might have an 6 hour drive after, no biggie
  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Permanent residents of the United States need a valid Alien Registration Card and a passport to enter Canada. There are unguarded roads at the border but you are not going to find any along the Golden Horseshoe. Yuu would have to cross in New Hampshire, Vermont, or Maine if you went east or you would have to go to Minnesota if you went west. However when you are caught you will placed in a quarantine hotel and force to pay for to two week stay in some provinces. There are no unguarded crossings between Ontario and the U.S. The closet would be between Queerbec and New York would be in the extreme Northeast corner of New York in a little town called Akwesasne. That would be 984 mile trip from Dayton, Ohio. Once you have been quarantined and jailed for a deportation hearing you would have a problem getting back to the U.S. without a passport. Which would likely mean more time in detention in the U.S. while the system verified you.

    But please try it, I can't wait to read you cry about it when you finally make it back home with nowhere to live because you defaulted on your lease.

    Stop ratting, cowardly dickless douglas
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