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  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You don't have to go home but you can't stay here no more.

    Also I really need to change my life. I said I was going to do this in 2019 for 2020 and then the Covid happened.

    2 years of other horrible shit happening to me and of course others in the world unrelated to Covid.

    I mean, we have to dodge cancer, Earthquakes, Tidal Waves, Hurricanes, Tornados, Wildfires, massive floods, mudslides, murderers, car crashes, plane crashes, getting run over by a fucking train or semi, heart failure prematurly, kidney failure, Diabetus, wild animals, wild bears, wild sharks, wild bobcats or cougars, getting raped, getting kidnapped to do slave work, butt stuff with people you don't like or really creep you out.

    I mean if it isn't hard enough to survive with poor pay and high costs all of these other shit-storms come at us all the fucking time. I mean no one in particular but everyone could be victimized.

    also 20 years? what was it all for? they just gave it all back to the bad guys but left them a really nice consolation prize of a massive weapons cache.

    20 years. let it go bro! that meme now has many layers. what was it all for?
  2. #2
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    booped
  3. #3
    You're a niggert
  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Posting in yet another QMR schizophrenic meltdown thread
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Join the Navy. it's going to be a Sea War with the Chinese.

    Have some fun and adventure, Fuys!

    maybe you'll get stationed in Japan before China unloads on it.
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    honestly im surprised there is still any land left that hasnt been covered by the rising sea levels that mankind has caused
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    buy land in high altitudes. even Las Vegas is 2100 feet above sea level (Which I always thought was around sea level or below.

    it's also strange that 70 miles away from Las Vegas is 300 feet under sea level. in Death Valley that borders Vegas. and one of the hottest places on Earth. like second or third next to Arabia or Iraq and somewhere in Africa.

    reno area is much cooler in the summer.

    but land is getting so expensive up there. because of Tesla and Battery plants going in. people making BIG money who owned Reno property before

    Reno 911 tv show showed kind of how Meth Base Reno was. now it's techies gentrifying the shit out of it.
  9. #9
    Nile bump
    I mean, the biblical god even told some proto-jedis this.

    His sword is Fire and Plague, Beasts and Strife.

    Whatever.
  10. #10
    Nile bump
    Imagine tryna get a coffee at sev and a wild shark rapes you.

    Just imagine star trek.
  11. #11
    You forgot the Giant Murder Hornets.
  12. #12
    Nile bump
    Man murder hornets are soooo gonna come.

    Like that scene in kill Bill, the crazy 88 getting slapped by the Black&Yellow.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Join the Navy. it's going to be a Sea War with the Chinese.

    Have some fun and adventure, Fuys!

    maybe you'll get stationed in Japan before China unloads on it.

    The PRC is no different than the USSR was. All talk and propaganda but no capability of a victory over the west.
  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    ITT:

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