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Met this hmong guy while i was fishing

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    he said his sister was looking for a husband, so i said ya me, he said i cant use the internet, they dont like no technology, and i said yea okay that makes sense.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    BRUH CAN HE GET US SASSS>??
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    no none of them use drugs but i brought this foiley i found in my moms basement and i have a sammich bag of cbd
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think they're gonna get sick of me pretty soon
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    i hope this dumb ass foreign bitich pregnant i tried fuckigm hard enough cuz ur girlfriend htst told me to
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  6. #6
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley i hope this dumb ass foreign bitich pregnant i tried fuckigm hard enough cuz ur girlfriend htst told me to

    u will be happy as a dad, stop tryna just put loads in buttholes and make a family 😇
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    thats the only reason im doing this i just didnt' think i could walk up to 1 brown person be like hey do you have any daughters, sisters or lonely mothers i can fuck and then he got some guy to translate and our translator was like ya my sister is at home a mile away and im thinking ok ya now im deifnintely gonna be ina shoot out with the vietkong but fuck it im kinda lonely so i started talking to him and he drank 1 & 1;2 steel reservers and i was like ya ok and i figured hed be drunk a lil and he drove me sure enough like a mile away to his house where him and 38 relatives live and i poured this girl a cup of steel reserve into a glass and shared the other glasses with her drunk uncle and me and then i drank boff theres and she has a chrome book and loves anime iguess 18 1/2 i saw her ID we were both born on the same day of the month but 8 1/2 years apart, which i told her is great luck in america

    she doesn't like to smoke weed, or cigarettes and asked me how often i drink 211

    i said a lot
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    u know how irritating it is to watch japanese animation shows about flashing lights with subtitles in fucking khmai? 8 million people speak this language tops and of course my dumbass started talking into khami to her uncle and that's why he loves me and i'm like jesus fucking christ me zhau pennt penng !!
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    Bradley Florida Man
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    fuck this shit im showing her what jerry springer is
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    dragonb all fucking gay who the fuck watches a bunch of aryan orange pants fucking faggots wrestling each other in space


    i think that's what its about but i am a very visual learning
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  12. #12
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    bradley u trippin lol, jus chill out and stop bein a degenerate weirdo about this. just chill and enjoy the cartoonz 😇

    also wtf u speak hmong?
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I speak khmai
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    Pic of said chick?
  15. #15
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Pic of haippy chick?
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    she didn't take any pics with mea nd doesn't want to know me because im a criminal cuz im going to jail fo ra crime i didn't do, kinda bullshit and i was so drunk that day i kinda don't remember it, i tried to look her up on facebook but i can't tell whose who
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