My ex girlfriend got a restraining order against me yesterday.

1. 2021-12-25 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   Yeah I stole a bunch of crab and lobsters for Christmas dinner and then I got her two calenders (she writes notes on one and not the other) and imma do the dishes after.
   
   Oh and a 40 pack of sharpie markers to write on the calendar with/use/lose cuz she been using the same shit marker for two years.
   
   She got me a trap phone but wants me to open it when I get out of jail so she didn't buy it yet lol :)
2. 2021-12-25 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Did you get your mom a Christmas gift?

   
   Of course I got my mom a Christmas gift.I always get her stolen shit
3. 2021-12-25 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I'm sorry I'm not super dope boying it this year
4. 2021-12-25 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #24
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by CandyRein Haha! You’re mad and alone on Christmas.. 😜🎄

   
   me wiv ur gramps
5. 2021-12-25 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #25
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's true, he's an incel thats alone on christmas

   
   You’re a homosexual 💗
   Happy Holidays 🎄
6. 2021-12-25 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #26
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein You’re a homosexual 💗

   
   Which one of us likes this more
   
   https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.xhamster.com/videos/just-mute-it-and-watch-that-butthole-14427549
7. 2021-12-25 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Judge: Let me get this straight... you want a restraining order against your girlfriend, while you're currently under a restraining order not to go near her?
   
   Plaintiff: That's right, Your Honor.
8. 2021-12-25 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #28
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by Bradley
   
   If this gets 10 thanks I will post the summary SHE wrote which is typed on page 6

   
   fukn hop to it
9. 2021-12-28 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #29
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   can you post page 6 anyways
10. 2021-12-28 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #30
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    please
11. 2021-12-28 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #31
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    dont be a nigger