I have had a crush on HTS for about 9-11 years.

1. 2021-12-27 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   i don't think it's the ginger apperance
   
   I don't think it's the step dad trucker bod
   
   I just genuinely like hi
   
   and wanna make him bleed out of the ass when i use spit
   
   FR? Yeah for real.
   
   I love you HTS and I probably always will
   
   Wanna move to America? Joe Biden does free HRT treatments, free ball cutting and 186 a MONTH in food stamps until corona ends. Then I only get like 40 bucks unless we adopt a little kawaii chinesey baby (very easy in america, do you have walmarts)
   
   and I'm good with dogs but not int he way like a dog lover would be
   
   I LIKE BLACK LABS OKAY
   
   ny life goal is to ejaculate on your face, if scron needs to be a thing he can come, but maybe he can just stay
   
   Do you play AoE2 or Age of Mythology
   
   nd if u get sick of me i periodically go to jail, b ut my money dont' stop if i'm out one day in that month, hollah
2. 2021-12-27 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I asked my penis and it is your ginger appearance.
3. 2021-12-27 at 6:42 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   id kick your ass at aoe 2 i can fast castle lol or at least i could fast castle last time i played i'd be in the castle age by the time your ass was laying out your immaculate rp-esque town square with houses in perfect neighborhoods and im rolling up with manganels and then trebs before you know it smh
4. 2021-12-27 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   fuck i haven't played aoe 2 in so long so i cant even remember fast castle times so i'm probably just talking out my ass but i'll be in castle age by like 14 minutes and you'll still be dark/feudal. oh think you're gonna drush me? lol i build all my building as a defensiv wall between resources because i am an autist who has spent like 200 hours watching 2300 ELO players do their shit.
   
   get rekt pleb
5. 2021-12-27 at 6:48 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   bro i just try to take my time and make sure the buildings are efficiently grid like. please don't attack me, if u put ur MANY CASTLE trained soldiers to non attack u can just come visit
   
   ill give u gold, i think we can be on a team 1999 was an amazing year for games
   
   o ya dont try me ill fk u up
6. 2021-12-27 at 6:50 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   i cant wait to fuck you and put it on xhamster
   
   bradleybbroductions
7. 2021-12-27 at 6:53 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   i think it was §m£ÂgØL i played against in aoe2 and i just felt dirty. i had autistic aoe2 tricks and he was just like a normal guy playing a fun game that he really enjoys. it wasn't even like fun? my natural state of playing is like how §m£ÂgØL plays which is just building nice bases/towns and making troops and chilling and i was being a super-autistic ulta-optimized play nigga and i was honestly embarassed for myself being that much of a sweaty tryhard for no reason. i wish i was the typa nigga to revel in the simplicity of me knowing the meta competitive strats and raping some guy who's just playing a game for fun but im not so learning that shit just left me even sadder than if i'd played like a normie and lost.
8. 2021-12-27 at 7:14 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Meikai i think it was §m£ÂgØL i played against in aoe2 and i just felt dirty. i had autistic aoe2 tricks and he was just like a normal guy playing a fun game that he really enjoys. it wasn't even like fun? my natural state of playing is like how §m£ÂgØL plays which is just building nice bases/towns and making troops and chilling and i was being a super-autistic ulta-optimized play nigga and i was honestly embarassed for myself being that much of a sweaty tryhard for no reason. i wish i was the typa nigga to revel in the simplicity of me knowing the meta competitive strats and raping some guy who's just playing a game for fun but im not so learning that shit just left me even sadder than if i'd played like a normie and lost.

   
   is he muscle stud 69
   
   i miss that dumb fucker if u see him on steam can u ask him to get a hold of me
   
   don't tell him i told the community his name is juan orozco he hates that
9. 2021-12-27 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bradley is he muscle stud 69
   
   i miss that dumb fucker if u see him on steam can u ask him to get a hold of me
   
   don't tell him i told the community his name is juan orozco he hates that

   
   doxxer and tranny stealer, tut tut
10. 2021-12-27 at 7:27 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    we're getting a 3 bedroom, imma suck scrons dick
11. 2021-12-27 at 7:28 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    for totse and tortilla
12. 2021-12-27 at 7:38 AM UTC

    #12
    Kev Space Nigga
    while getting pounded by a gorilla?
13. 2021-12-27 at 9:06 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    me 2
14. 2021-12-27 at 9:08 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did you post this thread just to trigger totse2k1
15. 2021-12-27 at 9:13 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    aka Darren Kerr of the LOS angelas PD who raped and murdered a young girl in !990