2021-12-27 at 2:40 AM UTC
Had my post christmas nuptuals today. I'm glad he's doing well.
We tried doing ass stuff, but like, i'm not totally comfortable meeting someone for the first time and them asking me to fist them. Then he wants me to make the controller vibrate a lot.
The sensation of holding a vibrating n64 controller against his man clam felt really awkward, i didn't want to do it at all but he asked who bought me beer and is giving me a ride home, so after like an hour (might not have been the whole hour but it felt like two), he finally rolled over and said he was done.
I don't know if I offended him, he got really really upset when I put on heterosexual porn.
Point being, don't meet up with Fonaplats unless you wanna shove a rumble pack in his ass and then have him asking if you're ready to go home.
No pics included, he took my phone. That's how I figured out I wasn't a massive homosexual.
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2021-12-27 at 2:53 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
OK what game was playing tho was it TUROK: DINOSAUR HUNTER?
2021-12-27 at 2:57 AM UTC
He wanted to play Zelda 1, how cringey.
2021-12-27 at 3:05 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
There's barely any rumbling in that unless you're fighting a boss. Sounds like he's into some gay ass foreplay, should just tell him he dropped a memory card and go to town when he bends over. What's he gonna do, blog about it?
2021-12-27 at 3:22 AM UTC
he blew my cartridge folx
