Merry Christmas, Gonts

1. 2021-12-25 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #1
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   I hope none of you killed yourself.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • blaster master
2. 2021-12-25 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   My mom bought me two four packs, a pack of cigarettes and gave me a couple grams of weed she found seven months ago while cleaning and hid in a lean cuisine box
3. 2021-12-25 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i hope you do thats what i asked 4 santa
4. 2021-12-25 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley My mom bought me two four packs

   
   Your mom gave you beer for Christmas knowing you have a drinking problem that she complains to you about? 😂
5. 2021-12-25 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #5
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   merry christmas, niggers
   
   today ill be mixing my xanax with girlfriends temazepam and then when she takes a nap soon im going to secretly ram my cock in her asshole.
   
   yes my cock.will be thoroughly lubed
   
   with the.pajamas shes wearing it shoukd be easy