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2021-12-24 at 4:34 AM UTCMomma raised a hell raisa
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2021-12-24 at 10:51 AM UTChad some minor brawls as a kid with a few tanned individuals, one was this tall, fat shittalker who kept trying to size me up multiple times, then one day tried to start shit in the parking lot, challenging me to do something. since he was begging for it, i kicked him in the stomach. he collapsed to the ground with a contorted face, then got up, and started chasing me while yelling YOU MOTHERFUCKER at the top of his lungs but the fatass couldnt run for shit, so he just kept screaming threats as i walked away.
He continued shittalking later, telling everyone that i cheapshotted him that day and refused to fight him in the hall when the fact is that bam bam Nigelow never approached me since that day.
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2021-12-24 at 12:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Hahha fuck I remember what you're upset about. I called you on making up a story about fighting your neighbor the other day! Hahaha fuck that was funny if I wasn't driving I'd paste it here but please do it for me. It was so fluid and unforced it was the Bruce Lee of captain insecurities fictional stories. Please tell it again, make your adversary black, what's the difference?
I didnt even remember posting that but I'm glad you found some way to reconcile yourself being called a faggot, and being a faggot. -
2021-12-24 at 12:13 PM UTC
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2021-12-24 at 2:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 I've told this story before. I was probably 17 or so and visiting a friend in Kansas City when there was a problem with my gal back in St. Louis that I felt needed me to go back home to rectify. I decided to hitchhike back home in the dark.
Just a little east of Kansas City I got offered a ride by two black guys in a Mustang. I hesitated until they told me they could take me most of the way home. Instead, they took the next exit into an abandoned industrial section of town. I asked them where they were going as we crossed over the highway but got no answer. As they attempted to make the first right, I pushed the passenger into the dash and reached for the door handle. I tumbled out of the moving vehicle clasping my backpack to my chest as I rolled. I got on my feet and ran as fast as my cowboy boots would take me. I heard footsteps pounding behind me and then a "riiiiipppp".
He quit following me finally and I escaped. I hid on the side of the road for well over a half hour before resuming hitchhiking. I arrived at my girlfriend's house at dawn.
When I took off my jacket…it no longer had a collar.
ran like a coward.
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2021-12-24 at 2:53 PM UTCYeah your fat nigr mom sits on my face and she weighs 400lbs so it really hurts. It's okay though because she calls me master
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2021-12-24 at 2:57 PM UTC
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2021-12-24 at 5:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. i know someone who was in a fight with a nigger about five years ago. it started at an apartment complex when the nigger and its parents were leaving their apartment and an argument started with the someone. the parents and nigger were in a car then the nigger left the car to argue some more, some pushing resulted, the nigger returned to the car to grab a metal rod…maybe it was a bat. the parents told the nigger to behave itself and get back into the car. the nigger started yelling at the parents whereupon the parents drove away. the nigger attempted to attack the someone with the metal bar, the someone ducked at the same time he jammed a knife into the niggers thigh till the blade hit bone. the nigger fell over and tried standing up several times, even using the metal bar as a crutch. a few minutes later several cop cars showed up and the nigger tried to 'run' away as quickly as it could.
short version, after the cops ran everyones ID and soap-boxed about how naughty it is to fight in public, and the nigger refused the ambulance (even the offers from the paramedics to bandage its broked ass) while leaking all over the place, everyone left. the nigger hobbled off into the night, never to be seen again.
and everyone lived happily ever after.
the end.
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2021-12-24 at 5:41 PM UTCDid you hear about the time I beat up the Zoklet user BradleyB?
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2021-12-24 at 5:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Tyrant I didnt even remember posting that but I'm glad you found some way to reconcile yourself being called a faggot, and being a faggot.
"I didn't remember the story I made up and posted for unknown reasons a few days ago"
So you made a really weird and frothy post for totally unrelated reasons? You are compounding your lies little boy. Although it does seem almost every post of mine sends you into hysterics, I think you and I both know why you seem particularly upset about being called out for being a weird liar for the 10kth time -
2021-12-24 at 8:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo "I didn't remember the story I made up and posted for unknown reasons a few days ago"
So you made a really weird and frothy post for totally unrelated reasons? You are compounding your lies little boy. Although it does seem almost every post of mine sends you into hysterics, I think you and I both know why you seem particularly upset about being called out for being a weird liar for the 10kth time
No I just did t even have that thing in mi d any more, whereas you were clearly so affected by what I said that you always have to try to find some kind of historical reason for why I shit on you as a diversion from me simply shitting on you.
"Wow! Something I did 4 days ago got you so good!"
Ok retard. -
2021-12-24 at 8:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Tyrant No I just did t even have that thing in mi d any more, whereas you were clearly so affected by what I said that you always have to try to find some kind of historical reason for why I shit on you as a diversion from me simply shitting on you.
"Wow! Something I did 4 days ago got you so good!"
Ok retard.
You forgot? Do you typically make up stories, publicize them then forget about them? I think that would fit the definition of a pathological liar. A good liar needs a good memory (said somebody...maybe George castanza) and honey, as evidenced by your little fan fiction about beating up your neighbor "becUse he was looking at you" 😆 🤣 😂 you are a very poor liar
Merry Christmas loser -
2021-12-24 at 9:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo You forgot?
It was like 10 days ago, I just moved on with my life whereas you stayed stuck on it apparently. No, it wasn't on my mind when I started insulting you moron. I just do that because you are easy to bully.Do you typically make up stories, publicize them then forget about them? I think that would fit the definition of a pathological liar. A good liar needs a good memory (said somebody…maybe George castanza) and honey, as evidenced by your little fan fiction about beating up your neighbor "becUse he was looking at you" 😆 🤣 😂 you are a very poor liar
You sound way more emotionally invested in my little joke than I ever was so I would call it successful.Merry Christmas loser
I am a Muslim so I do not honor disgusting pagan rituals and traditions desecrating the sacred character of our prophet Isa (AS) and his holy mother. -
2021-12-25 at 4:06 AM UTCnigger
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2021-12-25 at 7:42 AM UTC
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2021-12-25 at 7:47 AM UTCYou're a dead man". I hear his voice again, and I see the words on my face when I get back in the cab and look in the rearview mirror.
It makes me think of my life, my nonexistent accomplishments and my overall abilities in incompetence.
"A dead man", I think. He's not far wrong -
2021-12-25 at 2:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............... i heard another story about a sandnigger who was feeling brave because there were several of them and only one american in another country that said…verbatim quote: 'i keel you. i keel all you amereekans.'
whereupon said sandnigger attempted to do so with slapping, american replied with a fist to the face, whereupon multiple sandniggers attempted to be physically brave only to find themselves laid out by the american, whereupon sandnigger replied with a POS 'knife'…and by 'knife' i mean a piece of metal in the shape of a knife with a sharpened edge and some sort of cloth wrapped around the handle…at which point the american took it away from the sandnigger then gave it back into its general kidney area…whereupon all the sandniggers fled.
good times were had by all.
yo finny can you pm me your contact? -
2021-12-25 at 2:39 PM UTCGot punched by one once when i refused to hand over my money. Shitbags lucky he was a minor
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2021-12-25 at 4:47 PM UTC
