My ex girlfriend got a restraining order against me yesterday.

1. 2021-12-24 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   She's trying to say I'm a bad man and get a temporary restraining order against me!~✓~[~[~[[~
   
   andthe case is the day she knows I go to jail for 34 days to start it so I can't fight her getting it cuz she timed it out well.
   
   She says I smoked cannabis cigarettes and drank ICEHOUSE while menacing the neighborhood.
   
   We lived in the ghetto of course I was doing that all day
   
   
   So my mom thinks I'm being a bad man on the internet but I'm not & all I did yesterday was shit post and play age of Mythology
   
   So the cops served me in 20 seconds or less at my front door and I feel kinda wronged
   
   Now I'll have to explain to ppl why I have a restraining order and imma be 100 with them
   
   I'M A BRAD MAN
   
   
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2. 2021-12-24 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I wanna move to Florida where I heardeverybody is a loser so I can become the mayor
3. 2021-12-24 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   I haven't even talked to that lady since I moved away!!! Except when she called me to tell me my friend got all my stuff!!!
4. 2021-12-24 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I saw you playing games that's what's up I was also gaming dawg we get these double U
5. 2021-12-24 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   one-hunnid
6. 2021-12-24 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I saw you playing games that's what's up I was also gaming dawg we get these double U

   
   What is your steam name I'm free right now if you can believe it. I'm not drinking either !!
7. 2021-12-24 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   you sent me a message yesterday, you drunk. I gotta get ready to go visit the folx for christmas though
8. 2021-12-24 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   love the troll freds lately brad
9. 2021-12-24 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I'll show u a troll thread
10. 2021-12-24 at 5:58 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what's the real reason you have a restraining order against you
11. 2021-12-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    
    
    If this gets 10 thanks I will post the summary SHE wrote which is typed on page 6
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12. 2021-12-24 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna move to Florida where I heardeverybody is a loser so I can become the mayor

    
    https://www.marlagoaptsplantation.com/
    
    Each unit comes with your very own undocumented alien servant
13. 2021-12-24 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Bradley I'll show u a troll thread

    
    k
14. 2021-12-24 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
15. 2021-12-24 at 10:56 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by CandyRein Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

    
    fuck off
16. 2021-12-24 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Haha! You’re mad and alone on Christmas.. 😜🎄
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17. 2021-12-24 at 11:41 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

    Originally posted by Bradley
    
    If this gets 10 thanks I will post the summary SHE wrote which is typed on page 6

    
    more people should be thanking this thread wtf
18. 2021-12-24 at 11:42 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein Haha! You’re mad and alone on Christmas.. 😜🎄

    
    it's true, he's an incel thats alone on christmas
19. 2021-12-25 at 1:22 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Good news everyone. I only drank 8 211s today.
    
    I can't find my weed pipe and wanna play GAMES NIGGER.
    
    But
    
    
    I might just watch about Vietnam Booby traps.
20. 2021-12-25 at 1:36 AM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bradley Good news everyone. I only drank 8 211s today.
    
    I can't find my weed pipe and wanna play GAMES NIGGER.
    
    But
    
    
    I might just watch about Vietnam Booby traps.

    
    Did you get your mom a Christmas gift?