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Cat tunnels...

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My kitty cats love their tunnels but they don't run cheap.



    Pretty sure if I call it something else I can find them cheaper...
    I'm just not sure what to look for.

    I just want a 100 foot long continuous tunnel to run through my house that my cats can play in and that I can trip over.

    What should I be searching for???
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    air conditioning ducting
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  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra air conditioning ducting

    My cats thank you.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you could probably make your own with wire rings and old tents though
  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Just go in the backyard and dig them a tunnel to play in. or throw your cats away, get some mice and build them a mice tunnel out of toilet paper inserts.
  6. #6
    I've heard of those, entire tunnel networks under the city populated by cat people that can see in the dark that live off mice
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  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've heard of those, entire tunnel networks under the city populated by cat people that can see in the dark that live off mice

    never speak of this again
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've heard of those, entire tunnel networks under the city populated by cat people that can see in the dark that live off mice

    Another slanderous mockery story or cover deflection to soil the truth that those Tunnels have been used for hundreds of years to move kidnapped for slave work (ShangHai) and prostitutes or sex workers against their will.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra never speak of this again

    Harriet Hardiman was ‘a cat’s meat man.’ That is, she went out most days with a handcart full of chopped meat on skewers to sell to cat owners. So, just to emphasize, meat for cats, not of cats. Specifically, horsemeat—gnarly leftovers collected from nearby slaughterhouses. In Victorian-era London, there were hundreds of cat’s meat men (and women and, sometimes, kids), with beats in poor neighborhoods as well as posh ones. Hardiman would have had regular routes, regular customers, as well as regular cats padding behind her as she made her rounds, attracted by the scent of her cart.

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  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    Do your cats have a kitty condo to play in
  11. #11
    Kev Space Nigga
    just get them empty cardboard boxes, they love those.
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  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Giant hollow egg laying alien dildo should work good
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kev just get them empty cardboard boxes, they love those.

    mine just treat them like fancy new litterboxes
  14. #14
    Kev Space Nigga
    then get them a smaller one, you are doing something wrong if they treat it like a litter box, i have been around many cats and they all went nuts for a cardboard box
  15. #15
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here's 50 feet of 4" corrugated drain pipe for under $35:

    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Advanced-Drainage-Systems-4-in-x-50-ft-Corrugated-Pipes-Drain-Pipe-Perforated-04010050/203246783?mtc=Shopping-VF-F_D26P-G-D26P-026_001_PIPE_FITTING-MULTI-NA-Feed-LIA-2146689-WF-General+PL3&cm_mmc=Shopping-VF-F_D26P-G-D26P-026_001_PIPE_FITTING-MULTI-NA-Feed-LIA-2146689-WF-General+PL3-71700000055362044-58700005218218026-92700046076001518&gclsrc=aw.ds&msclkid=e2e5734174aa131644d3128756275dd4

    It's even perforated so your pussy don't suffocate from lack of fresh air. Your pussy will probably also enjoy peeking through the holes. There are "Y" fittings, etc. available to reconfigure to your needs or wants.
  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My cat loves boxes and jigsaw puzzles.

    click on the broken link an see my pussy.
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  17. #17
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My cat likes to smoke crack
  18. #18
    Wait a minute... they don't slaughter horses in slaughterhouses. That means she's selling cat meat, to feed cats with, and using the cat entourage as her supply of cat meat. A perfect circle of profit. She's very crafty and clever.
  19. #19
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute… they don't slaughter horses in slaughterhouses. That means she's selling cat meat, to feed cats with, and using the cat entourage as her supply of cat meat. A perfect circle of profit. She's very crafty and clever.

    And you think they slaughter cats in a slaughterhouse you thick fuck?
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    in those days I'm sure they slaughtered horses in a slaughterhouse. Why wouldn't they?

    you wrap a chain around the horse's back legs and pull it up and fire a nail into its head (or electric shock) and gut it like any other animal.
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