I contacted one of the The Residents members and told him me and this chick made the backdrops and did some video taping for one of their songs (I think it was Mr Skinny but it may have been something else) and he slammed the phone down in my ear. "We made all of our own videos"
so like.. that SFPD cop car you parked and then you moved and played with the Wig Waggy lights and siren and got pulled over by a cop who then put YOU in handcuffs at age 14 and like our Camera crew or DP director dude thingy talked you out of Juvy and then Yelled at You NEVER COME BACK TO MY STUDIO AGAIN. Which was just the SF Examiner back lot and clothes room.
Yeah, I didn't think so Mr The Residents dude.
Plus you 4 faggots were from Ohio and your shitty VW bus or whatever broke down outside of San Francisco and you stayed. You came to MY Backyard and got all famous in the New Wave'esque Guard Change scene a bit late in the game. cause it died out in the late 70s and Andy Warhol was just a faggot who got shot but took 20 years to die.
However George and Mike Kuchar were still killing it with crazy indie films. Advan Gardt thingy became fashionable again after Punk Rock died.
Im up all night drinking coffee cause I had fucking cramps last night and thinking about an embarassing af moment getting kicked off my first film lot of just amatuer PBS music videos and shit. just before MTV took off. Our video backdrop was scene on both MTV and Night Flight on USA network.
then I got an extra part in the movie The Principle with John Belushis Bro "James Belushi" and also Louis Gossip Jr and Raw Dawn Chong (Thomas Chong's daughter. Plus Thomas Chong did a film for Roman Coppola who is Francis Ford Coppolas son and brother to Sophia which made Spirt of 76 but the extra parts were all filled.)
I never wanted to be an actor. I wanted to be a DP or even a sound or light/grip person. behind the camera is really cool. Actors come and go. Joining a Guild is forever.
SUCK MY DICK, ALEX BALDWIN YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
I love your work though. I hope you get through this with just everything you own taken and having to start over rather than Prison time. I honestly doubt you lost your mind and killed the DP on purpose. your story sounds like Bullshit but I dont think you started the morning loading the colt with live rounds.
but im not a gun expert nor God. I got your back, Alec. NIS will send you a cake with a Doug and a file in it. amirite WALUIGI? MAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Im high on Caffien right now. Kill yourself Red. and Call me.
