Women can be pretty stupid sometimes.

1. 2021-12-22 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   This lady I work with who is probably in her mid to late 50's has been yapping on and on about getting to finally see her long distance boyfriend for the holidays.
   
   The story is they met online somehow and he is stationed overseas in Turkey working for the US military and is some high up fancy pants.
   They have never met in person but apparently have been talking for several months.
   
   On Monday she took off work to go pick him up at the airport and she had taken the rest of the week off to spend with him.
   
   On Tuesday she came back to work and I had to ask how her boyfriend was and her reply was that he got stopped at the airport in Turkey because he had morphine (prescribed) in his bag so they beat him up and threw him in jail.
   
   I almost tried to act shocked but instead just went "right..."
   
   So I asked her what she did and she said "I sent him a bunch of money to get out of jail."
   
   And I said "right..."
   
   Then I asked her if I could see a picture of him and she showed me a picture of what looks like a young Justin Beeber.
   
   Then she went on about how he works at the embassy there and they won't even help him.
   
   I said "right..."
   
   And for the rest of the night I heard her repeat this load of shit story to all the people she worked around and the women were all like "OMG that cray cray."
   
   and all the men were like "right..."
   
   I wouldn't be surprised one fucking bit to find out she has been sending some guy she has never met nor will ever meet money for months.
   And of course everything seems picture perfect in her head.
   
   Im sorry but no young kid in the military (not that he is even real) is going to be trying to long distance hook up with this old hag of a woman.
   
   I wanted to hit her with a big red flag and could have because I know she wouldn't see it.
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   • Sudo
2. 2021-12-22 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Have you considered this as a side hustle to compliment your income?
3. 2021-12-22 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #3
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   This lady is just like all the rest my friend
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   • Solstice
4. 2021-12-22 at 7:34 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Hey I had a hustle like this in jail with a fat bitch. Worked out great. Never had to be seen with her and still got Hella phone time and commissary out of her. She was nice too. If she wasn't so freaking ugly I prolly would gave it a shot after jail tbh
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   • Bradley
5. 2021-12-22 at 8:34 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   lol what kind of loser meets people online
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   • Solstice, 
   • Fonaplats
6. 2021-12-22 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Women don't think with logic or reason, only emotion and impulse.
7. 2021-12-22 at 10:53 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Ya. Men can be just as easy. Understood ur looks wouldn’t pull any interest besides charity
8. 2021-12-22 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #8
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Women don't think with logic or reason, only emotion and impulse.

   
   U literally had sex w hydro. U got a big voice on the internet 😂
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   • Sudo
9. 2021-12-22 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #9
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Pussy.
10. 2021-12-22 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm U literally had sex w hydro. U got a big voice on the internet 😂

    
    Go suck a nigger's cock you fat cum dumpster cunt.
11. 2021-12-22 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Pussy.

    
    Whore
12. 2021-12-22 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur a super loser. I see you fat tag. 😂
    
    Prove me wrong
13. 2021-12-23 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #13
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i hope he blows his load on her face and then tells her to leave
14. 2021-12-23 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What a funny thread. Catfish is a great show and you need to ask her about her boyfriend all the time now.
    
    The funny thing is she probably paid for his flight
15. 2021-12-27 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Bradley Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy This lady I work with who is probably in her mid to late 50's has been yapping on and on about getting to finally see her long distance boyfriend for the holidays.
    
    The story is they met online somehow and he is stationed overseas in Turkey working for the US military and is some high up fancy pants.
    They have never met in person but apparently have been talking for several months.
    
    On Monday she took off work to go pick him up at the airport and she had taken the rest of the week off to spend with him.
    
    On Tuesday she came back to work and I had to ask how her boyfriend was and her reply was that he got stopped at the airport in Turkey because he had morphine (prescribed) in his bag so they beat him up and threw him in jail.
    
    I almost tried to act shocked but instead just went "right…"
    
    So I asked her what she did and she said "I sent him a bunch of money to get out of jail."
    
    And I said "right…"
    
    Then I asked her if I could see a picture of him and she showed me a picture of what looks like a young Justin Beeber.
    
    Then she went on about how he works at the embassy there and they won't even help him.
    
    I said "right…"
    
    And for the rest of the night I heard her repeat this load of shit story to all the people she worked around and the women were all like "OMG that cray cray."
    
    and all the men were like "right…"
    
    I wouldn't be surprised one fucking bit to find out she has been sending some guy she has never met nor will ever meet money for months.
    And of course everything seems picture perfect in her head.
    
    Im sorry but no young kid in the military (not that he is even real) is going to be trying to long distance hook up with this old hag of a woman.
    
    I wanted to hit her with a big red flag and could have because I know she wouldn't see it.

    
    can you explain how to get my start in this indstury 0f cat fishing i am really interested in doing it an dIhave a of tin
16. 2021-12-27 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #16
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy This lady I work with who is probably in her mid to late 50's has been yapping on and on about getting to finally see her long distance boyfriend for the holidays.
    
    The story is they met online somehow and he is stationed overseas in Turkey working for the US military and is some high up fancy pants.
    They have never met in person but apparently have been talking for several months.
    
    On Monday she took off work to go pick him up at the airport and she had taken the rest of the week off to spend with him.
    
    On Tuesday she came back to work and I had to ask how her boyfriend was and her reply was that he got stopped at the airport in Turkey because he had morphine (prescribed) in his bag so they beat him up and threw him in jail.
    
    I almost tried to act shocked but instead just went "right…"
    
    So I asked her what she did and she said "I sent him a bunch of money to get out of jail."
    
    And I said "right…"
    
    Then I asked her if I could see a picture of him and she showed me a picture of what looks like a young Justin Beeber.
    
    Then she went on about how he works at the embassy there and they won't even help him.
    
    I said "right…"
    
    And for the rest of the night I heard her repeat this load of shit story to all the people she worked around and the women were all like "OMG that cray cray."
    
    and all the men were like "right…"
    
    I wouldn't be surprised one fucking bit to find out she has been sending some guy she has never met nor will ever meet money for months.
    And of course everything seems picture perfect in her head.
    
    Im sorry but no young kid in the military (not that he is even real) is going to be trying to long distance hook up with this old hag of a woman.
    
    I wanted to hit her with a big red flag and could have because I know she wouldn't see it.

    
    wamens vanity and narcissism is so easy to use against them. just kiss a bitch's ass and they cough up money like a.t.ms as long as their ego is kept fed. doing it remotely was a wise move of this guy, lets see her go after a fictional character in turkey. oh wait, muslim country with bleak womens rights.
    
    the real trouble is that we have a bigger epidemic on hand which is predatory women exploiting millions of incel men for god knows how many billions of onlyfans donation money in this new era of celebrated whoredom, except where the whores are the pimps and the customer literally gets nothing.
17. 2021-12-27 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    are there rewlly millions of us kev? scron?
18. 2021-12-27 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what about king kobra jfs tho.
19. 2021-12-27 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #19
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Wariat are there rewlly millions of us kev? scron?

    
    a recent poll showed that 25% of young men cant get laid, and that is assuming none of them lied. considering they have a pressing motive to lie about getting laid, as its a great source of shame for men, we can reasonably double this number.
    
    for comparison, in 1990 that number was 7%
    
    yeah, we have a huge incel problem in the western world.
20. 2021-12-27 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #20
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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