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  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is the thread for asking the anonymous incels of this site ; cigreting, Hikki and myself as well as any other anonymous incels who want to come forward; all about our Incel ways. A celebration of celibacy if you will.

    The incel culture is so shrouded in secrecy this thread will serve as a removal of the iron chastity belt. For one thing, us incels like to use the rapper future as some kind of Deity because he has numerous baby mama's and takes issue with paying child support. We also all grind our teeth at night, are on the spectrum (of light, right between fusia and mauve) and whisper "bros before hos" while cuddling with my dogs in a big heterosexual dog pile. We say "no homo" first, then someone says "no ho's altogether, bro!" then we ho ho hold each other tightly and cry ourselves to sleep

    Ask me and any of the other anonymous incels (cigreting, hikki and vinny) almost anything else about the lifestyle of the rich and famous
  2. #2
    Incessant African Astronaut
    How likely is it that even mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Incessant How likely is it that even mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?

    turbo
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How likely is it that even mediocre men pretending to be mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?
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  5. #5
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Turbo?
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    why aren't you just a volcel. just accept you're an incel and decide that having sex isn't that important to you. it's ez. being a volcel is a source of mental strength, "incel" is an evil seed that sprouts into inherent meaning: you are incapable of obtaining a very basic thing that you desire, that you are too weak to obtain that which you seek, that you are in a persistent state of failure. it breeds self-loathing, which breeds externalized resentment.

    simply seek peace with your situation and make a conscious choice not to have sex. transition (to being voluntarily celibate).
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  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ How likely is it that even mediocre men pretending to be mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?

    You hit the nail right on the penis with this one. I like to pretend to be a mediocre woman pretending to be a mediocre man pretending to be a mediocre woman and masturbate on camera for my fellow incels so they aren't subjected to the evilness of women. It's all very Shakespearean (not that I know what that word means) and post gender conforming but that's what us incels are all about: gender fluidity and the classics of English literature
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  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    op is a pathetic cuck who supports some bitch with no job and her kid,
    is upset that i dont value a smelly hole with an unending list of wants and needs, while i rake in cash and spend it in myself
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    muslims support entire bloodlines with their harams you clearly are not very culturally learned



    Originally posted by cigreting i rake in cash and spend it in myself

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    incel battalion
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo You hit the nail right on the penis with this one. I like to pretend to be a mediocre woman pretending to be a mediocre man pretending to be a mediocre woman and masturbate on camera for my fellow incels so they aren't subjected to the evilness of women. It's all very Shakespearean (not that I know what that word means) and post gender conforming but that's what us incels are all about: gender fluidity and the classics of English literature

    OH YES YOU GUYS WANTED ME TO SHAKESPEARE AND NOW I'M GONNA COOOOMETH
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting op is a pathetic cuck who supports some bitch with no job and her kid,
    is upset that i dont value a smelly hole with an unending list of wants and needs, while i rake in cash and spend it in myself

    I kno bro, you're so cool 😎

    So when did you involuntarily start partaking in this sweet lyfestyle by not partaking in normal human biological functions? Did you stop buying toilet paper too because that's a waste of money? What is your justification for your undesirability besides financial incentives? How much do you masturbatw and what do you watch/think about? What do you tell people when they ask you about your sexual solitude?
  15. #15
    Bradley Black Hole
    Really great thread


    How often do you guys masturbate? When I'm not having sex regularly i still jerk off three times or so a day

    But as a child I jacked off like 8 to 12 times a day everyday no matter what.

    I couldn't not imagining homo and hetero fantasies without masturbating but one of the things that gets me really sexually motivated is the other person wanting to have to sex with me cuz I'm me/my body is something they want to have sex with.

    That's why I've never paid for sex even though I've had sex with people who were in sex work before.

    Do you just not like being near women or find it difficult to meet them?

    What do you guys do when you find a woman who matches a shade of your sexual fantasies?

    Thanks for answering my questions.

    Also what is hikkimori s latest alt
  16. #16
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i never jack off unless its been more than 2 months of no sex for me.

    its more sensational that way and i enjoy 'blowing my load' in or on her instead of 'cumming'
  17. #17
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo ? How much do you masturbatw and what do you watch/think about? What do you tell people when they ask you about your sexual solitude?

    Cigreting I am also curious about this
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    U guys r so gay. Make up a name drive 20 minutes on away from where you live or work and pay cash. Don't carry your Id visibly facing out of your wallet.


    If you're not cheating you don't even gotta have two phones.

    Then when one girl gets pregnant she doesn't know your real name and never go back to that area. You'll have her name. Cyber stalk the kids and occasionally write them anonymous letters from throw away Facebook accounts
    .

    Be cooler
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  19. #19
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    do you let dudes blow their load on ur face
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  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley U guys r so gay. Make up a name drive 20 minutes on away from where you live or work and pay cash. Don't carry your Id visibly facing out of your wallet.


    If you're not cheating you don't even gotta have two phones.

    Then when one girl gets pregnant she doesn't know your real name and never go back to that area. You'll have her name. Cyber stalk the kids and occasionally write them anonymous letters from throw away Facebook accounts
    .

    Be cooler

    This is some super cool behavior but what if you had to buy a bitch wine coolers before banging? Wouldn't that be super cucky and make you resentful towards every woman ever?

    SWIMs cousins golf caddys hairdressers ghost fucked a bitch last night (didn't coom tho ffs he was frustrated) which didn't cost him anything, in fact he got a bottle of pills and some prerolled jints out of the sexual transaction. It's all very confusing stuff, I wish there was a block chain of sexual transactions with proofs so I can feel more comfortable knowing what's going on with all those peoples
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