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  1. #41
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    $64.40

    total was $109 I think I got something on sale
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  2. #42
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How much does that bottle of Jag cost in Canadia? Like 50 bucks?

    "How can one be rich but still be so poor?"
  3. #43
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Thank God. White wine and Jager in a shot together sounded horrific. Not that Jager needs any help being horrible.

    Kiss me.
  4. #44
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai The Kraken (47% dark spiced rum) is for me. The shitty dry white wine is also for me, but we mostly just got it for cooking. The other wine bottles below the jager are significantly higher quality stuff for my parents. The jager is all scronny tho. Fucking degenerate alcoholic.

    You should have to sign a waiver to purchase kraken. Whoever makes that was unsatisfied with fentanyls destructiveness
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  5. #45
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo You should have to sign a waiver to purchase kraken. Whoever makes that was unsatisfied with fentanyls destructiveness

    it's only a smol bottle, but yeah 7% doesn't seem like that big of a difference until you realize it's like a 20% increase in alcohol from your average bottle of 80 proof stuff. Absolutely insane.
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  6. #46
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Jager= The Original Vicks 44

    (I don't know if Vicks exists anymore.. I remember it as a child. Makers of Vicks vapor rub)
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  7. #47
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai it's only a smol bottle, but yeah 7% doesn't seem like that big of a difference until you realize it's like a 20% increase in alcohol from your average bottle of 80 proof stuff. Absolutely insane.

    It comes in a flask too with a handle to make it more portable, it's evil by design. Onee of my worst alcoholic memories is drinking all night and running out of booze around 4am so I was sniffing repress coke and drinking an old bottle of kraken til the sun came up. Literally gives me a headache to remember
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  8. #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    jager is the perfect % for getting lit buzzed or lit drink.
    I have been drinking black russians which fuck me up I get shit faced every night and do dumb shit I have been on a wild one for the past week and made myself sick from drinking so much hard liquor

    I just want to be able to drink a bunch without getting totally fucked up, I guess beer is an option too but you gotta devote yourself basically all night to drinking beer and I am a person that likes to drink a lot of water and alcohol dehydrates me a lot so beer + water is just torture I rarely buy 6 packs just a few tall boys and stuff to do shots

    I don't even like the taste of jager it's kinda like gin to me. I like drinking straight gin because i'm weird it has nice fruity elderberry notes but that stuff is hangover fuel for sure.

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Jager= The Original Vicks 44

    (I don't know if Vicks exists anymore.. I remember it as a child. Makers of Vicks vapor rub)

    56 herbs and spices BITCH
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  9. #49
    This is the beauty of white claw. I know people hate on them but no hangover, ever, and you certainly don’t have to drink water with them.
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  10. #50
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    People keep telling me to shut up and watch more harry potter and drink white claw.. Is that like a meme that millenials all drink white claw or something? I heard about it for the first time last week when I was looking for obscure wines somehow I found out about white claw

    i would drink it. Looks like alcohol to me! I don't understand the stigma

    i'll drink a girly cooler I don't give a FUCK


    there is a music group called yellow claw so i was very confused for the past year

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  11. #51
    Lol. Idk it definitely has a stigma but whatever. I don’t really care as long as I’m not hungover.

    Also I just stopped drinking mixers cause fuck sugar. If I do, it’s a skinny.
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  12. #52
    Originally posted by frala This is the beauty of white claw. I know people hate on them but no hangover, ever, and you certainly don’t have to drink water with them.

    Yeah they grew on me to drink while sitting around with people but I'd never bother trying to get drunk off 5% alcohol, that's what liquor is for.
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  13. #53
    Originally posted by Solstice Yeah they grew on me to drink while sitting around with people but I'd never bother trying to get drunk off 5% alcohol, that's what liquor is for.

    Yes I’m aware the abv is lower but I will be tipsy after two, drunk after three. They have the same effect on me as liquor.

    To each their own.

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  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Yes I’m aware the abv is lower but I will be tipsy after two, drunk after three. They have the same effect on me as liquor.

    To each their own.


    What is the math for me to get DRUNK off of 3 white claws? What do I have to do to my body and diet ?
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  15. #55
    Be a dumb white bitch.
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  16. #56
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    This would probably be my last post before I start doing nonstop push-ups, im sorry love but white claw is atrocious! It has a bad aftertaste, like a mixture of Pabst beer, beets, and battle star galactica. I'd still drink one with ya, but when you're not paying attention, pootoey. The best whiskey is my cinnamon fireball, no chasers, no rocks, just straight; Under the fireplace on my flat screen tv, looking at my pine tree with that sensational lingering aroma.


    In a thong. Damn I feel sexy.
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  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Be a dumb white bitch.

    Ive been doing that for a long time.

    What's the next step ?
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  18. #58
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl This would probably be my last post before I start doing nonstop push-ups, im sorry love but white claw is atrocious! It has a bad aftertaste, like a mixture of Pabst beer, beets, and battle star galactica. I'd still drink one with ya, but when you're not paying attention, pootoey. The best whiskey is my cinnamon fireball, no chasers, no rocks, just straight; Under the fireplace on my flat screen tv, looking at my pine tree with that sensational lingering aroma.


    In a thong. Damn I feel sexy.

    Fireball is far worse to drink than White Claw. Absolute bottom tier alcohol.
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  19. #59
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Fireball is far worse to drink than White Claw. Absolute bottom tier alcohol.

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  20. #60
    I love fireball too lol.

    Originally posted by mmQ Ive been doing that for a long time.

    What's the next step ?

    Drink 22 of them.
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