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So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I guess you could say Eurasian

    (Somewhere in the middle of this I called her to make sure it wasn’t some dude trolling me)

    First of all - No trolling allowed as this is SG and she’s not a tranny before anyone says, shes 34 but looks like she’s really taken care of her self and lives not far from me

    So anyway… at first I thought she was Spanish and she thought the same about me, but it turned out she’s actually 1/2 Saudi, 1/4 Filipino, 1/4 Spanish so I guess that’s where we had some kind of connection to begin with

    After exchanging most recent pics yesterday I thought what the hell, I have no chance with a woman as hot as that and she’s a devout Christian who seems to have everything going for her, she just seems so perfect where I’m generally just an asshole to be fair so I basically gave up in the end and went about my day

    But then a few minutes later in a text she asked me to do a lateral flow test and pic her the results

    From then on she was really forward with me, like straight to the point wanting to meet already

    So I’m like what the fuck? Literally

    She even mentioned about going to see the new Spider-Man with me 😑

    So I’m thinking, really what’s the worst that could happen? I’ve nothing to lose and basically a new 2022 to gain as she invited me to church also on 2nd Jan

    I really don’t see any cons here unless she turns out to be a complete psychopath but most girls are anyway
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol covid terror


    stl is catfishing you
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You think she wants to knock some mini-me’s out before we all die?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m gonna have to call this late afternoon now so I can catch up on my beauty sleep
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls You think she wants to knock some mini-me’s out before we all die?

    maybe

    I don't understand how those people think
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You're gonna impregnate her and she is going to force you to give her thousands a month for the next 18 years.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Lol, Grylls is so excited about his first date in 5 years. Don't put all ur eggs in one basket, Leon. 🤭😏
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    Any chick who want's to go see spiderman has to be a munter.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What are you gonna do bring her back to the hospital to fuck?
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    "but it turned out she’s actually 1/2 Saudi, 1/4 Filipino, 1/4 Spanish"

    That's pretty detailed considering you haven't even had a first date yet...is this another online fiasco?
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  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    m'lady

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    I wonder how it's going, 4pm in England now, still sipping on his tea or getting his dick wetted?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He better hurry up and shag her in one of the handicap stalls before visiting hours close
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    He's dead
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    Originally posted by Solstice He's dead

    Yeah possible setup...her boyfriend was waiting to rob him, he fought back and got his womanly neck broken.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Imagine spending 2 years of your life in a hospital care ward and then you get murdered by a prostitute
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Imagine spending 2 years of your life in a hospital care ward and then you get murdered by a prostitute

    ..and probably a transsexual prostitute at that.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls You think she wants to knock some mini-me’s out before we all die?

    Fact: anyone who calls children "mini me"s is a shit parent and likely does not have custody. If she says this don't even let her water your houseplant
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Fact: anyone who calls children "mini me"s is a shit parent and likely does not have custody. If she says this don't even let her water your houseplant

    it is Leon's terminology, not the slit. She is always too busy with a cock in her mouth to say much.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung it is Leon's terminology, not the slit. She is always too busy with a cock in her mouth to say much.

    I'm gonna make a punk band called the slit slot sluts
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