Design a battlebot/robot warrior

1. 2021-12-21 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Kaiser Killhelm:
   
   
   
   He got two hammers he can spon around and around and a lazor beem
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2. 2021-12-21 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I should build a battle bot
   
   
   I made a little remote controlled laser and mounted it to a drone but it was too heavy and threw off the controls
   
   
   maybe I'll put a little flamethrower on an RC car
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3. 2021-12-21 at 4:47 AM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by aldra I should build a battle bot
   
   
   I made a little remote controlled laser and mounted it to a drone but it was too heavy and threw off the controls
   
   
   maybe I'll put a little flamethrower on an RC car

   
   Why haven't any school shooters done this yet?
4. 2021-12-21 at 5:16 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I've seen videos of people who actually mounted a gun to an octorotor with a solenoid to pull the trigger, it'd be impossible to aim and the recoil spazzes it out hard. and that was just a 9mm.
   
   there's a south african company that sells an octorotor with an inbuilt pellet gun meant to fire nonlethal pepper balls as a riot control tool. ironically enough one of them crashed at a mining strike and killed a bunch of people because it's so big and heavy
5. 2021-12-21 at 10:14 AM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Always thought recoil would be the issue, a napalm launcher would probably be easier to control.
6. 2021-12-21 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   an RC car with a laser on it would last maybe 2 seconds against and actual battle bot.
   
   
7. 2021-12-21 at 3:48 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   All of these robots look like they would be a heap of scrap from one cannon shot
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my battle bot is called "Robert EEEEEEEEEE!! Lee" and it's essentially just a civil war era cannon on a metal frame pointing downwards hooked up to a motion sensor that goes off and fires if anything gets close. The frame has to be strong enough to take a point blank cannon shot
   
   I figured out how cannons work and yes you can fire a cannon downwards, like down a hill because it's packed tight EZ WIN
   
   

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8. 2021-12-21 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson an RC car with a laser on it would last maybe 2 seconds against and actual battle bot.
   
   

   
   That design is shit too.
   
   Battlebots shows are kind of retarded because there are actually some objectively superior designs that kind of make the competitions pointless.
   
   In general the #1 best design is any form of "spinner", because you can build up a ridiculous amount of momentum in a good spinner that literally no other weapon design can even remotely match, like it's so not close that it's not even funny. Flippers are the #2 but you can build a spinner that is immune to flippers.
   
   Anything that isn't one of these, is fucking pointless.
9. 2021-12-21 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   
   
   This thing destroyed spinners.
10. 2021-12-21 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    Tyrant African Astronaut
11. 2021-12-21 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tyrant

    
    Psssh..pathetic.
12. 2021-12-21 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    What about one that jerks your dick off for you?
13. 2021-12-21 at 8:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice What about one that jerks your dick off for you?

    
    Go on...
14. 2021-12-21 at 8:55 PM UTC

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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Cumbot
15. 2021-12-21 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    gg wp
    
    
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16. 2021-12-21 at 8:58 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    (But the Boomba - as it is called - is hardened and uparmored, and the claymore is located more at the front. They're very directional so the Boomba will probably survive.)
17. 2021-12-21 at 9:08 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai gg wp
    
    

    
    The USB isn't even plugged in
18. 2021-12-21 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The USB isn't even plugged in

    
    shhhhhhh
19. 2021-12-21 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Claymores are the weapon videogames prepared you least to use IRL.
20. 2021-12-21 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tyrant Claymores are the weapon videogames prepared you least to use IRL.

    
    dalit opinion