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Remembering your Youth. Ask a 16 year old Question

  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Does drinking beer out of a straw get you more buzzed?

    will saran wrap double as a condom?
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    saran wrap is good for licking ass without licking ass
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    is this a wariat thread
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson saran wrap is good for licking ass without licking ass

    Or having a girl shit on your face without getting shit on your face
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  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol have u had thwt happen any of u guys?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    getting shat on? what is the experience like? I wonder if an ewrly to mid teen did thst if it would be legal and no ses occurred?
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't front anyone
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I thought they were talking about rearing someone?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by stl1 I thought they were talking about rearing someone?

    I rear a lot of men at no cost.

    Sgl you seem very hungry for large cock. Have you considered having a hot dog to hold you over?
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood is this a wariat thread

    Clearly you read it in the way you want to

    I said "Ask a 16-year-old question" not "Ask a 16-year-old a question"
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    "If I use spit instead of lotion to jerk it could I possibly give my penis herpes"


    OK maybe that's actually a very reasonable question an adult might ask a doctor.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    okay i have to think back.. wayyy back. harken back now yall . hold my beer ,big fricking nut, nigga.

    i am getting sleepy.. verrrrrrrry sleepy

    **goes back in time 16years **

    it was a tumultuous period in the life of college pro

    the lights lights fade,and the curtain closes and we return to present day the end

    ---

    wow that was cool how did u do dat?!
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    Bradley Florida Man
    If I get caught with some pot can I say it was a pan and stay turned up.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by A College Professor okay i have to think back.. wayyy back. harken back now yall . hold my beer ,big fricking nut, nigga.

    i am getting sleepy.. verrrrrrrry sleepy

    **goes back in time 16years **

    it was a tumultuous period in the life of college pro

    the lights lights fade,and the curtain closes and we return to present day the end



    wow that was cool how did u do dat?!

    watching and having a sudden flashback should be easier for you since 16 wasn't that long ago for you.


    this entire thread has been shitted up now.


    fuck it. let it die off
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    Kev Space Nigga
    I have a 17 inch penis i am not lying NOT LYING, will this be enough to satisfy my potential partner?
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  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    more then satisfy it'll make them get over wanting sex
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    Kev Space Nigga
    aww :(

    now i remember why i got that penis reduction surgery
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    translation. Kev has 2 inch micro-peen-syndrome :(
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............ how much did you enjoy the male members (no pun intended. or was. same difference) of your household using your assorted orifices as their personal pocket pussy.

    which one gave you the best orgasm

    His two daughters called the social services people who started an investigation that got Quick Mix Ready sent to prison for 12 years. His name is paul wozny, look him up.
  20. #20
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready translation. Kev has 2 inch micro-peen-syndrome :(

    naw i lied, im too poor to afford the procedure :(
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