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Have you ever told a chick who was going down on you

  1. 2021-12-16 at 3 PM UTC
    #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    "Yea... Youre a good cocksucker you know that?"

    ?

    While you were standing up I dont think this phrase would work well if youre sitting on a couch. you got to feel that power standing over her.
  2. 2021-12-16 at 3:14 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I told one she was bad at it and told her to stop...she had a tongue like fucking sandpaper and it felt like she was removing layers of skin from my sensitive bell end...she said indignantly "I've never had any complaints before", I said "Well you have now".

    This was the same one that when I broke up with her she said "You can't break up with me! I'm special! everyone says I'm special"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2021-12-16 at 3:47 PM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes and then she licked my ass
  4. 2021-12-16 at 3:50 PM UTC
    #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  5. 2021-12-16 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #5
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes and then she licked my ass

    "She"?
  6. 2021-12-16 at 4:18 PM UTC
    #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've told several girls "you can't suck dick for shit" which is really vulgar but is funny to me for some reason.
  7. 2021-12-16 at 4:23 PM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I prefer to tell them I have AIDS right before I bust
  8. 2021-12-16 at 5:09 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "She"?

    I only like girls calm down
  9. 2021-12-16 at 6:20 PM UTC
    #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told one she was bad at it and told her to stop…she had a tongue like fucking sandpaper and it felt like she was removing layers of skin from my sensitive bell end…she said indignantly "I've never had any complaints before", I said "Well you have now".

    thats gross she said that
    id go mush
  10. 2021-12-16 at 6:20 PM UTC
    #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "She"?

    it*
  11. 2021-12-16 at 6:25 PM UTC
    #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I only like girls calm down

    is that what u tell ur tranny
  12. 2021-12-16 at 8:26 PM UTC
    #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm a hetero sexual twink.
  13. 2021-12-16 at 9:46 PM UTC
    #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting thats gross she said that
    id go mush

    Oh I get it now, You're a Virgin because you're a pedophile and nobody will let you near their child, it all makes perfect sense now
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