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On a scale of 1 to nigger how jealous are you that I made my own finger splint and

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I can practice my gang signs with it
  2. #2
    Corned beef sandwich
  3. #3
    Finger your butthole fgt
  4. #4
    Use the splint on your flaccid penis next time your boyfriend comes around.
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ah poop now I have to jerk off with my right hand
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Grylls Ah poop now I have to jerk off with my right hand

    That's good, it's like a strangers hand..sit on it for 20 mins to make it go numb first for extra strangerness
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    My latest Lego project was supposed to be for Christmas but is now on hold because of this injury

    My Legos are a work of art and must be completed with much excellence, patience and finesse

    I have to be in tiptop condition like a professional racing driver with his Formula 1 car at peak performance
  8. #8
    You're always fucking sick these days...old fucking man
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What in the fuck is wrong wrong you?

    Something is literally always wrong with u
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I noticed a grey in my beard recently

    Time to get back to black
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    did urer granps brek ur fingr
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    God damnit even wiping my ass is becoming a struggle

    Wheres that nigger who wipes asses for a living
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Grylls Time to get back to black


    That's what your mom said too.
  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Come on that was too easy wariat could have come up with something better
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Grylls Come on that was too easy wariat could have come up with something better

    I only give the minimum requirement that gets the job done, anything else is superfluous
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    k
  17. #17
    I see what you did there
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  19. #19
    It's flattering you want to be just like daddy.
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    It's flattering you want to be just like daddy.
    Explanation for reporting:

    Not nearly enough faggotry
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