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Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock

  1. #21
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lanny has a fantastic butt crack
  2. #22
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    No I mean, you can do it by using Depends.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Tyrant No I mean, you can do it by using Depends.

    Could you twist it like a twizzler until it's pencil thin?
  4. #24
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You could just take a bunch of amphetamine so that it shrivels up like a button in a fur coat.
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  5. #25
    Like a terrified turtle.
  6. #26
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could you twist it like a twizzler until it's pencil thin?

    It's easier to just corkscrew it up and and wrap it around your waist.
  7. #27
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    could've been a great thread, we need mods
  8. #28
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sounds like my ass is in demand these days. Can’t say I blame y’all.
  9. #29
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Sounds like my ass is in demand these days. Can’t say I blame y’all.

    Would you bounce your own asshole on the point of your cock if your could?
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  10. #30
    Itd be like that symbol of the world serpent eating its own tail
  11. #31
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Ouroborass
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by Tyrant Ouroborass

    I fucking love you
  13. #33
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Tyrant Would you bounce your own asshole on the point of your cock if your could?

    Only if I was your mom
  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll take a hard pass.

    u wood
  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can the weenie be tucked into the butt crack and secured there?



    Go fuck yourself!
  16. #36
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Only if I was your mom

    Yeah my mom bounced your asshole on the tip of her cock too
  17. #37
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I fucking love you

    I love you too
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Tyrant Ouroborass

    Deserves more thanks. Bumped and signal boosted.
  19. #39
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Deserves more thanks. Bumped and signal boosted.

    Fun fact: in Urdu, a word for "butthole" is "gand" (gah-nd)

    Okay, now:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rmungandr
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Tyrant Fun fact: in Urdu, a word for "butthole" is "gand" (gah-nd)

    Okay, now:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rmungandr

    WhOOOaOAoAAAHHHHH

    Dont tell Peedy about this
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