Exo/Xeno Gayiology

1. 2021-12-13 at 2 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   If we ever found aliens and they had 2 sexes, how would you determine which one would be gay to fuck?
2. 2021-12-13 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #2
   Nile bump
   I'd send a romance language speaker and see how they phrase there speech naturally, taking there constant irrational gendering of uh everything into account.
   
   Maybe send them individually with a great enough sample size for statistical analysis.
3. 2021-12-13 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Nile I'd send a romance language speaker and see how they phrase there speech naturally, taking there constant irrational gendering of uh everything into account.
   
   Maybe send them individually with a great enough sample size for statistical analysis.

   
   That doesn't apply to this thread, this is a topical thread in a topical forum, please stay on TOPIC
4. 2021-12-13 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #4
   Nile bump
   That's literally what I would do.
   
   Taxonomy is grammars cousin and it's bullshit... Like math.
   
   Fuck you.
5. 2021-12-13 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Which one would be gay to sex?
6. 2021-12-13 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   all of them
7. 2021-12-13 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   Tyrant African Astronaut
   That can true depending on your gender
8. 2021-12-13 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We need a dedicated bestiality forum for Captain Falcon and Wario to post in.
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   • Nile
9. 2021-12-13 at 3:58 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   gayliens not welcome
   
   pooftas fuck off
10. 2021-12-13 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OP dreams of anal probes.
11. 2021-12-13 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh, you're a bioform. Gotcha.
12. 2021-12-13 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra gayliens not welcome
    
    pooftas fuck off

    
    
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    • General Butt.Naked
13. 2021-12-13 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Oh, you're a bioform. Gotcha.

    
    Pedoform^
14. 2021-12-13 at 8:08 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Tyrant

    
    I've seen another version of that I wonder if I can find it
15. 2021-12-13 at 8:12 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    
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    • aldra
16. 2021-12-13 at 10 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i mean we've worked out which plants it would be gay to fuck, im sure we can figure it out with aliums
17. 2021-12-13 at 10:16 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Tyrant

    
    yup that's the one
18. 2021-12-13 at 10:22 AM UTC

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    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai i mean we've worked out which plants it would be gay to fuck, im sure we can figure it out with aliums

    
    Which plants are gay to fuck?
19. 2021-12-13 at 10:40 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Tyrant Which plants are gay to fuck?

    
    if ur a dude, don't get your semen on anything with a stamen
    
    if ur a wamen, keep your pussy off that pistil
20. 2021-12-13 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tyrant If we ever found aliens and they had 2 sexes, how would you determine which one would be gay to fuck?

    
    Neither, it would be classed as bestiality.