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This is the 3rd consecutive $32 deep dish pizza I've gotten for free from Lou Malnati's...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    When the driver gets here I just make up a story about how the manager was supposed to comp it because I waited 3 hours for a pizza. folks, works every time 👍
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    How about some pics for once you fat fuck
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    Their pizza isn't even that good for the price. It wasn't bad or off-putting in any way, but there was nothing about it that stood out to me to justify the price. The sauce was extremely bland and I've had better local pizzas for half the price, and I don't even live in a major pizza state.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    theres only one authentic deep dish place in my hood



    back in my home town we have a famous deep dish place

    https://crackmacs.ca/food/bootleg-chicago-deep-dish-pizza-in-calgary/


  5. #5
    Originally posted by WellHung When the driver gets here I just make up a story about how the manager was supposed to comp it because I waited 3 hours for a pizza. folks, works every time 👍

    That story also sounds like bullshit because they would either call and check or realize your story was bullshit once they get back to the shop and blacklist your name/address.
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice That story also sounds like bullshit because they would either call and check or realize your story was bullshit once they get back to the shop and blacklist your name/address.

    ur not familiar with how the world is post-pandemic, u need to get out more.
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Their pizza isn't even that good for the price. It wasn't bad or off-putting in any way, but there was nothing about it that stood out to me to justify the price. The sauce was extremely bland and I've had better local pizzas for half the price, and I don't even live in a major pizza state.

    it's the tastiest food i've ever eaten. But it's still overpriced.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Their pizza isn't even that good for the price. It wasn't bad or off-putting in any way, but there was nothing about it that stood out to me to justify the price. The sauce was extremely bland and I've had better local pizzas for half the price, and I don't even live in a major pizza state.

    ur description isnt wut i put in my mouth.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung ur not familiar with how the world is post-pandemic, u need to get out more. management still sells a pizza wen this happens. it comes out of tje driver's pocket.
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung ur description isnt wut i put in my mouth.




    God only knows what you've put in your mouth!
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 God only knows what you've put in your mouth!

    do you think that i am a despicable human being?
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Do you?
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Do you?

    🤗
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Wariat Psotka_slodka on Snapchat wellhubg look at her story right now.
  16. #16
    You could also point over his shoulder and slip a dead rat into the box.
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could also point over his shoulder and slip a dead rat into the box.

    ur a strange feller.
  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm surprised you hustled 3 pizzas out of them, seems the kinda thing that would only work once but they probably overlook it due to the sheer volume that is ordered to your address
  19. #19
    Originally posted by WellHung ur a strange feller.

    You're just realizing that now, eh?
  20. #20
    Originally posted by WellHung ur description isnt wut i put in my mouth.

    Well it's a difference in opinion then because what I ate was definitely a Lou Maltani's pizza, albeit a frozen one that was purchased online and baked in my home. The person who gave it to me still paid $30+ each, so even though it was frozen it should have gotten more than a "meh" out of my friend and I when we ate it.

    If that's the tastiest thing you've ever had maybe you're the one who should get out more, or cook your own meal for once in your life.
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