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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://nypost.com/2021/12/07/controversial-suicide-pod-that-kills-peacefully-gets-go-ahead-in-switzerland/
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    you should use one of those
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    I don't think I'd fit in that @ near 6' 5"...

    also do they have the STL file so I can print one of these at home?
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    I wonder who cleans it out before it's ready for it's next occupant...from what I understand most people shit or/and piss themselves when they die...what a job.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I don't think I'd fit in that @ near 6' 5"…

    also do they have the STL file so I can print one of these at home?

    Does it blast you back to Planet Vegeta?
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah I read about those, called a Sarco Pod or something right? They're also portable so if someone wants to kill themselves enjoying their favorite view on some mountainside I guess they can.

    I still think a fat chug of pentobarbital followed by lighting a joint and sipping a fine whiskey as you lay back in a comfortable bed with some nice music playing sounds a lot better and cheaper.
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    How much does this service cost? (minus the flight to Switzerland)..asking for a friend.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wonder who cleans it out before it's ready for it's next occupant…from what I understand most people shit or/and piss themselves when they die…what a job.

    So do babies and old people. It’d be like cleaning one of them except you don’t have to be careful with the body.
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    Originally posted by Ajax So do babies and old people. It’d be like cleaning one of them except you don’t have to be careful with the body.

    The pay better be good.

    "Good day at work dear?"
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    No, it was shitty!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the whole chamber is probably meant to be disposable

    it just needs to be mostly airtight with a hose clamp
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra the whole chamber is probably meant to be disposable

    it just needs to be mostly airtight with a hose clamp

    U seem to be a know-it-all.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I don't think I'd fit in that @ near 6' 5"…

    also do they have the STL file so I can print one of these at home?

    This photo bothers me, something about it just looks so fucking jedi.
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    I would smash the glass and start screaming about JESUS

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome
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    They don't really kill you in these. The pod is just for comfort. After everyone leaves, they take you and just stomp on your head a few times.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They don't really kill you in these. The pod is just for comfort. After everyone leaves, they take you and just stomp on your head a few times.

    Lel. To be honest it doesn't look comfy at all, also, maybe post a psychiatrist or two at the entrance, so the low impulse control people don't off themselves on a whim? IDK.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it looks like a dyson
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    It also bothers me that it looks too wide to fit through a standard door, so you have to flip the whole ugly plastic structure over.

    Wonder how dignified it looks to be flipped over at 45° angle in a DBZ style space pod when you are dead. What happens if your tongue hangs out and sticks against the transparent plastic?
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