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My girlfriend got into a car accident

  1. #81
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny everyone look at this millionaire dont laugh but feel sorry for him because he couldnt afford a lawyer on a retainer for occasions just like this.

    i feel 5 lb of sorryness.

    Look everyone the retarded no-car mongoloid doesn't understand what happens after a motor vehicle accident. Point at him and laff!
  2. #82
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Look everyone the retarded no-car mongoloid doesn't understand what happens after a motor vehicle accident. Point at him and laff!



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny everyone look at this millionaire dont laugh but feel sorry for him because he couldnt afford a lawyer on a retainer for occasions just like this.

    i feel 5 lb of sorryness.
  3. #83
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Look everyone the retarded no-car mongoloid doesn't understand what happens after a motor vehicle accident. Point at him and laff!
  4. #84
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I already know "who" it is but I won't say because it's more fun this way.

    It's you but I wanted to make Larry appear and it worked.

    Man, kr0z had that sub_mod alt that was gimmicky but funny. I wish zok wasn't so stupid and zoklet turned out better. I just rubbed some jerked chicken out if you know what I mean, chicken. Even tho there was no bone it still hung like one nah mean jelly bean?

    Someone post a song 🎵
  5. #85
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The thing about an alt (and your dreams) is they are all "of you" and didn't come from nowhere. Like how musicians say that songs are just "beamed" to them (I remember an interview with Thom Yorke from radio head where he said that's what the groups name signified) but this is literally only possible if you believe in a higher power that can transmit and vibrate on a higher level that we try to capture a minute part of.

    Atheists BTFO I'm here to convert atheists into believers the way who wants a millionaire needed Regis that's the way I need Jesusii
  6. #86
    frala Avant garde shartist
    FALCON IS GAY
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  7. #87
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
  8. #88
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hey fuys you ever watch "who wants a millionaire?" With Jebus Feldman?
  9. #89
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It's you

    Nope
  10. #90
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo The thing about an alt (and your dreams) is they are all "of you" and didn't come from nowhere. Like how musicians say that songs are just "beamed" to them (I remember an interview with Thom Yorke from radio head where he said that's what the groups name signified) but this is literally only possible if you believe in a higher power that can transmit and vibrate on a higher level that we try to capture a minute part of.

    Atheists BTFO I'm here to convert atheists into believers the way who wants a millionaire needed Regis that's the way I need Jesusii

    Still not me
  11. #91
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala FALCON IS GAY

    Your dad is gay, that's why I had to service your mom last night
  12. #92
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Your dad is gay, that's why I had to service your mom last night

    if her dad is gay that means her mom is a man and you serving a man you know that makes you.

    ja, gay.

    daleet und gay.
  13. #93
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if her dad is gay that means her mom is a man and you serving a man you know that makes you.

    ja, gay.

    daleet und gay.

    Nope, wrong mongo

  14. #94
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    women are here to save men from men shit
  15. #95
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready women are here to save men from men shit

    That's the most cringe shit I've ever heard in my life.
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  16. #96
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Man I'm pretty much 90% of the way to throttling this ungrateful cunt whore
  17. #97
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Man I'm pretty much 90% of the way to throttling this ungrateful cunt whore

    Dew it
  18. #98
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Dew it

    I'm seriously astounded at my self control at not going off and smacking/throwing her sometimes.

    I know she uses it too. She knows I am not going to pop her because I know that she has just set that as her victory condition: if I go off and blast her, all of the shit she does will drain away and the whole discussion will become about how I hit her and that's the only thing that matters. The distraction is the only thing she's got.

    I'm not dumb enough for that shit. I've gotten to the point where now when I identify she is on some gay ass PMS hysteria warpath and know, whatever she is saying is bullshit. She is just saying some shit to say some shit.

    Still makes her a cunt but it doesn't work so well on me any more. I just try to stay in the pocket and keep poking at the point of the argument now. Then every time she is forced to acknowledge the point, she gets a deer in the headlights type look and tries to go deeper.

    Today I felt like clotheslining her or just picking her up and throwing her... Like bitch do you even understand how easily I can kill or maim you?

    I could grab her wrist and simply fling her. Just toss and fling her. There would be nothing she could do to stop me. I could fling her at the wall and if she tries to run, I could grab her every single time and fling her at it again, every time. She would never escape, she could beg and plead and grovel to let her go. She could try as hard as she wants. I will can just grab her and keep flinging her if I wanted, until she dies from sheer amount of mechanical shocks sustained, or starvation.

    It's really the ease that prevents me from doing it, it tells me I would essentially be beating up the equivalent of a child. That's why I can't do it. Imagine hitting a kid because he got you mad by insulting you... You lose either way, simply by being retarded enough to get emotionally invested in an argument with a child. Same shit here.
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  19. #99
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I'm seriously astounded at my self control at not going off and smacking/throwing her sometimes.

    I know she uses it too. She knows I am not going to pop her because I know that she has just set that as her victory condition: if I go off and blast her, all of the shit she does will drain away and the whole discussion will become about how I hit her and that's the only thing that matters. The distraction is the only thing she's got.

    I'm not dumb enough for that shit. I've gotten to the point where now when I identify she is on some gay ass PMS hysteria warpath and know, whatever she is saying is bullshit. She is just saying some shit to say some shit.

    Still makes her a cunt but it doesn't work so well on me any more. I just try to stay in the pocket and keep poking at the point of the argument now. Then every time she is forced to acknowledge the point, she gets a deer in the headlights type look and tries to go deeper.

    Today I felt like clotheslining her or just picking her up and throwing her… Like bitch do you even understand how easily I can kill or maim you?

    I could grab her wrist and simply fling her. Just toss and fling her. There would be nothing she could do to stop me. I could fling her at the wall and if she tries to run, I could grab her every single time and fling her at it again, every time. She would never escape, she could beg and plead and grovel to let her go. She could try as hard as she wants. I will can just grab her and keep flinging her if I wanted, until she dies from sheer amount of mechanical shocks sustained, or starvation.

    It's really the ease that prevents me from doing it, it tells me I would essentially be beating up the equivalent of a child. That's why I can't do it. Imagine hitting a kid because he got you mad by insulting you… You lose either way, simply by being retarded enough to get emotionally invested in an argument with a child. Same shit here.

    i hope this ends with murder-dog the bounty hunter-suicide
  20. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping... But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.
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