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TOTSE wasn’t actually all that interesting

  1. #1
    It was much like this place
    A bunch of white trash losers and underage kids who did nothing but exchange insults all day

    I’m glad I left that place

    It’s pretty hilarious lanny didn’t even join totse until the Web 2.0 days

    I do have one fond memory of that site though
    I was browsing totse at my mom’s job and left it on the computer in the computer room and some nerdy guys who managed their network found it and got the idea to print out some futanari picture to try and frame me
    I didn’t even know what futa was back then
    Imagine being such a normie though, thinking futanari was the worst thing they could slap on me, they could have at least used actual gay porn or furry shit.

    Oh and another fond memory
    When I was like 12 I found an article about printing fake money, I was literally going to try it out but I never ended up going it

    But yeah that site was trash
  2. #2
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You weren't even born when I first Joined.
  3. #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    the Internet version destroyed what TOTSE was btw. the dialup was about hookups at parks with flag football or frisbee and a BBQ and or meeting at a coffee shop (Such as Cafe Italiano now called Silk Road in Walnut Creek)
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  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    So your mom used to be a hairy bush web girl back in the good ol dial up days? Back when 56k stood for the 56 kocks she would take every weekend.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the Internet version destroyed what TOTSE was btw. the dialup was about hookups at parks with flag football or frisbee and a BBQ and or meeting at a coffee shop (Such as Cafe Italiano now called Silk Road in Walnut Creek)

    We’re you born retarded or was this some sort of accident
    Or was it drug induced?

    I whats your story
    I’m interested
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the Internet version destroyed what TOTSE was btw. the dialup was about hookups at parks with flag football or frisbee and a BBQ and or meeting at a coffee shop (Such as Cafe Italiano now called Silk Road in Walnut Creek)

    OK broomer
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You're right.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis We’re you born retarded or was this some sort of accident
    Or was it drug induced?

    I whats your story
    I’m interested

    Dropped on his head twice as a baby. Both times deliberate.
  9. #9
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fuck all u all. I should find some old school fucks to come over here and actually post the fact rather than be lurking or just not giving fucks
  10. #10
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  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I read the anarchist cookbook and totse text files and terrorized my neighborhood

    stealing pressurized and flammables from the building store and trying to launch shit sky high.

  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember reading the note the DC snipers apparently left in a park, it seemed cool and real but then I realized it was probably just someone clout chasing them lol
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Oh and another fond memory
    When I was like 12 I found an article about printing fake money, I was literally going to try it out but I never ended up going it

    wow, cool non-story brah.
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump



    the number of murders i saw as a young teen is higher than my suburban upbringing might lead one to believe. thanks internet.
  15. #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone remember how lit ebaumsworld was back in the dizzy? It's super gay in retrospect but full of niche feels
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Sudo Anyone remember how lit ebaumsworld was back in the dizzy? It's super gay in retrospect but full of niche feels

    One of my 30 year old friends shared a Facebook post from Ebaum's World the other day, didn't know it was still a thing.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Sudo Anyone remember how lit ebaumsworld was back in the dizzy? It's super gay in retrospect but full of niche feels

    How about Ogrish? Remember that? Before it became LiveLeak.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis It was much like this place
    A bunch of white trash losers and underage kids who did nothing but exchange insults all day

    I’m glad I left that place

    It’s pretty hilarious lanny didn’t even join totse until the Web 2.0 days

    I do have one fond memory of that site though
    I was browsing totse at my mom’s job and left it on the computer in the computer room and some nerdy guys who managed their network found it and got the idea to print out some futanari picture to try and frame me
    I didn’t even know what futa was back then
    Imagine being such a normie though, thinking futanari was the worst thing they could slap on me, they could have at least used actual gay porn or furry shit.

    Oh and another fond memory
    When I was like 12 I found an article about printing fake money, I was literally going to try it out but I never ended up going it

    But yeah that site was trash

    i aaghreee
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also agree.

    My favorite part of the internet was going onto Yahoo! Messenger and telling others I was 18/m/wi interested in cam2cam?

    Then I'd get them to say a bunch of sexual shit, I'd say tons of sexual shit to them. Then my friend and I would hit the bong as hard as we could (We were like 12/13, think of a gatorade bottle with a hollow highlighter and some tinfoil shoved in it for a bowl, i was the shit at making them) and then cam up

    and tell them "You're talking to two little kids! Saying sexual stuff! You're going to prison! Using a Computer for Sexual Enticement of a Child Below 16! You're a predator! I'm telling my mom and she's gonna call 911 right now."

    then one of us would leave the room hahaha holy shit, you couldn't make this shit up

    then i'd find a new person to fuck with
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh and i got some lady to fuck herself with a hot dog lol i dunno how i did it but i remember she brought the cam to the kitchen, grabbed out a weiner and didn't even heat it up, i remember my friend greg saying "Oh that's nasty."

    lol, my boy would come over, we both wouldn't go to school and we'd use my computer to fuck with weird people on the internet.

    circa 2005.
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