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My girlfriend got into a car accident

  1. 2021-11-30 at 9:47 PM UTC
    #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …remember 10yrs ago when you totaled my car…having a 3some with your sister might ease the pain a little.

    Jeez man use some tact.

    But yes .
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  2. 2021-11-30 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #42
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The not-so-secret secret rule of religion is picking and choosing which parts you like and dislike and then rewriting it in your head and basically just doing whatever the fuck you want in complete disregard to the religion in the first place.

    It's just another framework for lawyering what you want to do anyway. People 2000 years ago didn't have legal philosophers.
  3. 2021-11-30 at 10:11 PM UTC
    #43
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like you are "owed" some special favors to me.

    Honestly mmQ is on point in my case. She already does whatever I want her to do pretty much.
  4. 2021-11-30 at 10:13 PM UTC
    #44
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …remember 10yrs ago when you totaled my car…having a 3some with your sister might ease the pain a little.

    "The emotional pain of losing my CRV is debilitating, I need mouth to cock resuscitation"
  5. 2021-11-30 at 10:15 PM UTC
    #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 It's just another framework for lawyering what you want to do anyway. People 2000 years ago didn't have legal philosophers.

    Sounds about right to me
  6. 2021-11-30 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #46
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    folx hes gonna do a honor killing. eee EE
  7. 2021-12-01 at 12:18 AM UTC
    #47
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    E is the musical note of a phone dial-tone.

    actually it's an A flat.

    which is an F sharp.

    or summin
  8. 2021-12-01 at 12:34 AM UTC
    #48
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah i used a craptain crunch toy from a happy meal to dial into totse for free by playing that note jeff ent up having to pay a 3800 dollar phone bill cuz i call collect thats also how many baudd my favorite modem was, thats a lot of bauds
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  9. 2021-12-01 at 1 AM UTC
    #49
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah. Just do whatever you want to begin with and stop trying to hide behind a religion

    thats how religion started.
  10. 2021-12-01 at 1:03 AM UTC
    #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats how religion started.

    No shit?
  11. 2021-12-01 at 3:05 AM UTC
    #51
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    I hacked DARPA with my cock
  12. 2021-12-01 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #52
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    all you have to do is hum the same note (A flat) at the octive of the dial tone. and you will hear a vibration in your head knowing it's right on.. also it will then go silent. then you run the dialup router using telnet ap and hang up the other receiver real fast but gently. it will go through. no charge to you.


    the reason someone figured it out was when they would make a collect call the operator would have you hold on, you would hear dead then the dial tone and then it would connect.


    or something retarded like that. when was the last time any of you used a phone booth or found one not pissed on with the cord cut?
  13. 2021-12-01 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #53
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.



    Or you could just go the bar with a friend and have your friend pretend attack a girl you like there, and then you pretend stop him like wwf acting style make it look real maybe even your buddy will take a punch or two from you and then the girl loves you and you take her home

    Then once you get home you tell her you forgot something in your car and ask her if she'll go get it and she goes out and then your other friend is out there pretend trying to rape her again and you run out and save her

    And then just whatever just repeat that until the girl is so traumatized that she assumes you are the only guy in the world that isn't out to get her and …profit.

    Someone has perfected the M.M.M.M.M.M.M.Q.U.E.S.T.I.O.N.S. system. The first 6 Ms are for manipulate and the 7th one will be revealed when the time is right
  14. 2021-12-01 at 10:59 AM UTC
    #54
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Making calls cost like a quarter back then anyway.
  15. 2021-12-07 at 3:15 PM UTC
    #55
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by troon Now that you know she's okay, the creeping sense of resentment can begin.

    Called it
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  16. 2021-12-07 at 3:32 PM UTC
    #56
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Called it

    Honestly it's more like the flow of facts has begun now that I have to do insurance shit.
  17. 2021-12-07 at 3:38 PM UTC
    #57
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Honestly it's more like the flow of facts has begun now that I have to do insurance shit.

    millionaire doing insurance claims for a few k worth of car,

  18. 2021-12-07 at 3:46 PM UTC
    #58
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny millionaire doing insurance claims for a few k worth of car,


    lol, and posting under multiple alts on NIS.
  19. 2021-12-07 at 3:55 PM UTC
    #59
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny millionaire doing insurance claims for a few k worth of car,


    Hey everyone, point at this no-car mongoloid and laugh at how he doesn't understand what legally follows any collision between 2 vehicles
  20. 2021-12-07 at 3:57 PM UTC
    #60
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung lol, and posting under multiple alts on NIS.

    I have no alts, I do not post on multiple accounts at the same time.
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