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  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    What the fuck goes on in our world these days? it's almost like a comedy or fake news story from The Onion

    Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say




    Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester, England.

    A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.
    Doctors removed the World War II artillery shell from inside of him.
    Bomb disposal experts confirmed that the shell was "not live," per a police statement.
    Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said.

    The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.

    The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."

    The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.

    The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection.

    is there blood spray on this thing?
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's a bullet, not an onion
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's a bullet, not an onion

    Dude, Seriously..how high are you right now. On a scale of 1/5



  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No way that was an accident


  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ^sites official weirdo
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    2 weirdos ^
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    ^
    n+1 weirdos
    v
  8. #8
    Should have said that russian hackers inserted the artillery piece into his anus as he slept.
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