Use your cel phone to sneak up on a fawn or its little fawn doe and Scream really really loud and mean in its face "GET OUT OF HERE. GO ON. YOU'RE BUGGING ME. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SO CLOSE TO ME"
i saw a dude do that to random animals in his neighborhood. mostly cats but a squirrel and a dog behind a fense. a big rottweiler.